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Florida man needs something sweet...

Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:00 am
Posted by TigerGman
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Member since Sep 2006
14079 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:00 am
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Man, 24, is charged with trying to rape a woman in the aisles of a busy Florida Walmart as customers tried to drag him off her





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This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 2:01 am
Posted by eiasjsf
Ellensburg, Washington
Member since Sep 2009
537 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:24 am to
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Police said Handley later claimed he had 'sexual urges' in the store after seeing the woman with a bottle of syrup

Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:26 am to
All the tell tale signs of a habitual reefer smoker. Probably a Drumphtster too
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 2:28 am
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:27 am to
Does that count as mentally ill?
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14079 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:54 am to
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Does that count as mentally ill?


Being Horny?
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
7544 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 4:21 am to
Sounds like a Kellen Winslow Jr. baller move.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76173 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:12 am to
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Police said Handley later claimed he had 'sexual urges' in the store after seeing the woman with a bottle of syrup
Dude needs an authority figure to tell him to curb his appetites:

Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:36 am to
Geez. I’m glad my wife does curb pickup. A woman can’t even buy groceries and be safe from these sick fricks. Too bad she didn’t have a concealed license and blew that bastard’s balls off.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast or Fairgrounds
Member since Nov 2018
903 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:39 am to
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He also allegedly told officers that he 'was trying to clean his pipes' and 'get something sweet'.


That would be aisle 3 and aisle 12.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45425 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:49 am to
What's he so focused on in his mug shot?
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