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re: Florida Man Gets In Fight, Stabbed With A Swordfish

Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:29 pm to
Posted by GT3324
Northshore
Member since Jul 2015
468 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:29 pm to
Garth and Ashmus...that’s enough right there....stabbed with the detached bill of a swordfish is just gravy
Posted by Jyrdis
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Member since Aug 2015
12788 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:29 pm to
Now this is peak OT.
Posted by Insee
Member since Mar 2020
477 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
Madeira “Mad” Beach is tame compared to years past.

Still no surprise someone brought a swordfish to a fist fight.

The fishermen are a colorful bunch. I lived next to a few off 133rd Ave for many years.

Koncrete produced a documentary about a few of the infamous locals.

Total trainwreck, enjoy Deck Hands- The Gates of Hell

Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
3485 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

Did they rush him to the hospital to see a sturgeon ?


I wouldn’t be cod dead making fish puns, I am floundering around for an appropriate response.
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7093 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:09 pm to
Florida always delivers.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48842 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 2:55 am to
Prodded by yon pelagic probe in Pinellas
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62370 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 3:01 am to
Dude wanted to make it look like a run of the mill, attack by nature. Swordfish gone wild
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 3:10 am to
These are all just fishcious rumors... dude’s fine
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14096 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 3:15 am to
I can't help but wonder how many people throughout the history of seafaring duties have been killed this way by the hands of another. Ya know..
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:45 am to
quote:

Florida Man Gets In Fight, Stabbed With A Swordfish



When in Florida
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7007 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:00 am to
but this story is old enough to legally frick."

This story is old enough to frick?
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20360 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:41 am to
Now that is an interesting question. Do you choose a swordfish bill or a narwhal tusk in a fight to the death?
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5469 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Police said that after Spacek hit Ashmus in the head with a beer bottle and left, Ashmus went to Spacek's apartment and stabbed him in the abdomen with a sharp detached bill of a swordfish.

I’ll see your swordfish bill and raise you a Narwhal tusk.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a knife is a good guy with a Narwhal tusk
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21855 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:46 am to
You don’t sea that everyday.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131252 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:49 am to
quote:

MADEIRA BEACH, Fla


White Trash Capital of Florida.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20220 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:58 am to
Spacek should have known better than to bring a beer bottle to a swordfish fight.
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1626 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 11:26 am to
Hi neighbor. Mad Beach is still the best spot on the whole Pinellas peninsula. Although things have changed in years past, I agree you see some wild stuff happens down near Dons Docks or over on the Gators side fishing late at night.

Risk it all for that 40” snook.

Plus we are one of the few spots that can take beers to the beach. Love me some Snack Shack.

I love that our old mayor runs the petting zoo/gator park at JP. He’s a helluva guy and helped my buddies get their rental service together.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6819 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 11:31 am to
I'd like to know what the original argument was about. To escalate from bottle to the head to long and pointy to the gut it had to be something a little better than the cup size of the cocktail waitress.
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19100 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 11:34 am to
We don’t deserve Florida
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