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Florida - Off The "Beating" Path: Why are your sweat pants strings ‘flying in the air?’

Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:24 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:24 am
Some people...
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Next time you’re in the Social Security Office in Port St. Lucie, take note of sweat pants strings “flying in the air.”
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James Terrell Williams, 30, was arrested March 5 after accusations he was pleasuring himself "in plain view of a federal employee that was assisting him with a disability claim,”
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The case began when deputies went to the government facility in the 6800 block of South U.S. 1 for a disturbance.
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While there, deputies were told about a man later identified as Williams at window No. 4 in a neighboring hallway. He was said to be pleasuring himself near a federal worker helping him with a disability claim.
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It is uncommon for people to pleasure themselves near federal workers helping them with disability claims.
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A woman identified as the victim said she saw "strings to his sweat pants ‘flying in the air,’”The woman stood up and reported getting a clear view of the situation, which according to the affidavit left absolutely, positively, 100 percent nothing at all to the imagination.
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This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 8:29 am
Posted by Uncle Don
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Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:26 am to
When you gotta run one out you gotta run one out!
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:26 am to
I’m assuming his penis wasn’t the disabled part
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21240 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:27 am to
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I’m assuming his penis wasn’t the disabled part
Nah, it was all part o his act to get that disability check...
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:31 am to
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When you gotta run one out you gotta run one out!
If you say so
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:32 am to
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Port St. Lucie,


Isn't this the same town that has had 2 mayors in a row arrested? WTF is happening down there?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:35 am to
I think that was port Richie on the west coast. But things are fricky in Port St. Lucie. The treasure coast is a weird mix of culcha, redneck Florida crackers and retirees from up north.
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 8:36 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:36 am to
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Isn't this the same town that has had 2 mayors in a row arrested? WTF is happening down there?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:37 am to
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your sweat pants strings ‘flying in the air


sounds like an Aerosmith remix
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:38 am to
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sounds like an Aerosmith remix
It sure does
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:45 am to
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’”The woman stood up and reported getting a clear view of the situation,


I hollered up at Ethel
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late.
She'd already got a free shot
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26315 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 9:19 am to
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It is uncommon for people to pleasure themselves near federal workers helping them with disability claims.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 9:58 am to
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It is uncommon for people to pleasure themselves near federal workers helping them with disability claims.
Which means this has happened before.
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