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Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:42 pm to cuyahoga tiger
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Is a pigs arse pork?
Does raggedy Anne have cotton titties?
Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:57 pm to GEAUXT
When somebody tells me I have to do something or I have no choice - I just get real quiet, look em in the eye and say......wanna bet?
Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:57 pm to GEAUXT
Where have you been man, had not seen you in a while?
Up tight and outta sight.....like a tampon!
Swear, a friend’s friend of a friend says this.
Up tight and outta sight.....like a tampon!
Swear, a friend’s friend of a friend says this.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:59 pm to Yewkindewit
If anyone ever asks me "why", my go to response is always, "because you touch yourself."
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:00 pm to Yewkindewit
When asked if we're going somewhere later.
If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise.
If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:15 pm to GEAUXT
How was Chimes last night?
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:19 pm to Havoc
"That's OK, Looks aren't everything".
Said in response to someone who politely apologizes by saying "I'm sorry" for something trivial.
Said in response to someone who politely apologizes by saying "I'm sorry" for something trivial.
This post was edited on 11/23/17 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:30 pm to GEAUXT
I always loved the line, "I'd be / I'm happier than a jacked off dog."
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:45 pm to GEAUXT
Eat me
Posted on 11/23/17 at 7:10 pm to pbro62
In disbelief..."Well, strip my gears and call me shiftless.."
Posted on 11/23/17 at 7:16 pm to Triple Bogey
It's 3 dicked dog moron.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:24 pm to Boston911
quote:
That’s a good one,,,,,, surprised you took that cock of your mouth long enough to type that response.
lol I get it! Cause he's gay haha
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:12 pm to GEAUXT
When I was in college I used to work in a retail shop. I would go to the little Asian owned convenience store nearby to get a drink and or snack everyday on my break and when checking out I would ask the owner how he was doing or how was business. His answer was the same everyday. “We survive”. I believe his name was Hong.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:04 pm to GEAUXT
When asked how is he doing, A buddy who has been working in the ahl bidneth for the last 50 years replies:
" if love was oil, I`d be a quart low!"
" if love was oil, I`d be a quart low!"
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:09 pm to Tigerbythetale
Another favorite response to the How you doin? Inquiry is:
"If it was raining pussy, I`d get hit on the head with a dick!" :
"If it was raining pussy, I`d get hit on the head with a dick!" :
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:14 pm to LCA131
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In disbelief..."Well, strip my gears and call me shiftless.."
Or "Well, split my dick and call me Caitlyn!"
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