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Failed a random drug test at work today

Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:30 pm
Posted by TomJoadGhost
Alabama
Member since Nov 2022
1003 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:30 pm
Been there almost 15 years and this was the first time my number was called. I eat a gummy a couple nights a week, mainly to help sleep. Hadn’t had one in over a week though and thought I’d be in the clear.

Boss just laughed and said she’d take care of it. She said to let her know next time my name was pulled and she’d take care of it. We don’t have a zero tolerance policy, so not sure why they do ransoms. Honestly thought they told us they do randoms to scare us since my name had never been called.

Anyway, so I just ate a gummy. Cool story.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10484 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:32 pm to
Real subtle my boss is a woman brag.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45537 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
10717 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:32 pm to
Dang..so few places random anymore.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32335 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:32 pm to
Dear Craigslist
Posted by TomJoadGhost
Alabama
Member since Nov 2022
1003 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:33 pm to
I was honestly afraid I’d be called a cuck here for having a female boss, so thanks for that OldmanBeasley.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41502 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:33 pm to
You tapping that arse?
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2630 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

I eat a gummy a couple nights a week, mainly to help sleep

I don't believe you
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25431 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:34 pm to
Dear WGAF
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14412 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:35 pm to
One gummie in 15 years to “help you sleep”

Yeah…right
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5301 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:37 pm to
Y'all hiring?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8702 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:38 pm to
How many times have you banged your boss, Cheech?
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13644 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

You tapping that arse?

He still has a job, so yes.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21428 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:40 pm to
Unless he works for a federal agency there's a high likelihood he didn't break the law.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
22006 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:41 pm to
If he got the gummies from a pharmacy then he is not breaking the law.
Posted by TomJoadGhost
Alabama
Member since Nov 2022
1003 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

You tapping that arse?


No. She just wants to retire later this year and knows if she loses me it’ll make her job 100x more difficult and likely delay her retirement.
Posted by Pendulum
Member since Jan 2009
7597 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

One gummie in 15 years to “help you sleep”

Yeah…right




quote:

I eat a gummy a couple nights a week,


???
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
10212 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:45 pm to
Sounds like she was giving you open invitation to lay the D on her.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7708 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:45 pm to
You got a female boss and the best story you can post on The OT is random drug test. I don't believe you. You tapped that arse didn't you. You took her in the storage closet and BOOM!!
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11962 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:49 pm to
I eat gummy bears all the time but never failed a drug test before
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