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re: Experience with older women
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:21 pm to ThatMakesSense
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:21 pm to ThatMakesSense
You think the vagina changes between 31 and 35. 
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Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:22 pm to OWLFAN86
Wear 2 rubbers
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:23 pm to ThatMakesSense
35 is not an “older woman” unless you are 16 when you think everyone older than 25 is old.
A good looking woman in her mid thirties is the best you will ever do. They are perfect.
A good looking woman in her mid thirties is the best you will ever do. They are perfect.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:23 pm to Bushmaster
quote:ahh good thinking
Wear 2 rubbers
to add thickness
better wear 4
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:26 pm to OWLFAN86
It would be like Forest Gumps mom getting him into school either way with the sounds you would make
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:27 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
Do you love her
Hard to say. We enjoy taking her boxers out to the park, riding bicycles, cooking dinner and breakfast together.
Also same interest in television series, mostly cable network programs.
And my mother hasn't met her but she does have mean butternut squash recipe that I think my mom will enjoy.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:28 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:
don't flirt with me,
Stop stealing my lines, hussy.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:30 pm to Bushmaster
quote:i asked your mom to shut the door
either way with the sounds you would make
sorry you were traumatized
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:34 pm to ThatMakesSense
I always feel sorry for people who date/marry older sluts. It's like they show up for a party after everyone else has already had a good time and left.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:35 pm to ThatMakesSense
35? The storm before the calm!
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:37 pm to Eightballjacket
quote:
I always feel sorry for people who date/marry older sluts. It's like they show up for a party after everyone else has already had a good time and left.
I'm sure this explanation was how you woo'd your wife/SO.
fig.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:38 pm to Bushmaster
how brand new and completely innovative of you: "slut shaming"
you're breaking new ground here tonight.
people will remember this day as bushmaster's invention of the "slut shaming" method.
they'll write songs in your honor for being so original and groundbreaking in your methods of cruelty.
i'm just glad to be a part of this special day with you even if it's at my own expense.
you're breaking new ground here tonight.
people will remember this day as bushmaster's invention of the "slut shaming" method.
they'll write songs in your honor for being so original and groundbreaking in your methods of cruelty.
i'm just glad to be a part of this special day with you even if it's at my own expense.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:41 pm to ThatMakesSense
any 35 year old unmarried woman must have serious issues
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:42 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:
how brand new and completely innovative of you: "slut shaming"
you're breaking new ground here tonight.
people will remember this day as bushmaster's invention of the "slut shaming" method.
they'll write songs in your honor for being so original and groundbreaking in your methods of cruelty.
i'm just glad to be a part of this special day with you even if it's at my own expense.
Holy shite what a melt
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:42 pm to ThatMakesSense
well, hey there.
i wasn't expecting to see you.
i was only borrowing.
and "imitation is the...
you know... um, ...idiom idiom idiom."
i wasn't expecting to see you.
i was only borrowing.
and "imitation is the...
you know... um, ...idiom idiom idiom."
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:43 pm to LSUgirl4
Don't you have some LimeLight to be selling to your frands on fbook?
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:45 pm to LSUgirl4
At some point, you can close your legs. That’s an option.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:46 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
any 35 year old unmarried woman must have serious issues
Oh? You know women? Would you help me?
You seem like a friend.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:47 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
Would you help me?
make a tinder account and set the ages to 18-24
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:52 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
make a tinder account and set the ages to 18-24
I wasnt being serious. I'd rather stick sharpened candycanes in my urethra than take advice from you.
Happy Holidays.
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