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re: Ever Stole Lunch From A Co-Worker
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:46 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:46 pm to pioneerbasketball
I haven’t. But I did a knock down drag out fight in a corporate office over a stolen lunch.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:00 pm to Evil Little Thing
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Gross. No.
This is my thought. Do you know how many people out there eat leftovers way past my limit? I know a guy who will eat baked chicken TEN DAYS later.
Not to count people with dirty houses, who don't clean their dishes well, who lick their fingers while they cook, who cross contaminate, etc.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:02 pm to pioneerbasketball
frick no. It's amazing so many people have. Just goes to show you, when the consequences are low, there are much, much more shitty people in this world.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:03 pm to pioneerbasketball
It has never happened to me but we had a guy working with us once that would go into one guys lunch everyday. He got what was coming to him. We figured out that he liked to eat fresh tomatoes that the guy would bring in from his garden. So we shot the tomato up with liquid crab boil. Dude never stole anyone's lunch again.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:08 pm to LouisianaLady
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This is my thought. Do you know how many people out there eat leftovers way past my limit? I know a guy who will eat baked chicken TEN DAYS later
Yesss! Ugh. I also couldn’t trust that they haven’t had their dirty arse hands all over it. The thought legit disgusts me.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 9:57 pm to Ponchy Tiger
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It has never happened to me but we had a guy working with us once that would go into one guys lunch everyday. He got what was coming to him. We figured out that he liked to eat fresh tomatoes that the guy would bring in from his garden. So we shot the tomato up with liquid crab boil. Dude never stole anyone's lunch again.
serves him right.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:05 pm to pioneerbasketball
No but it’s something that happens at every workplace apparently. I’ve seen multiple emails go out about people having their lunch stolen. I think it’s hilarious for some reason. People flip tf out.
I don’t bring lunch to work (because I rarely eat lunch) so I’ve never been the victim of lunch theft, but I did have someone steal a sugar-free Red Bull of mine from a fridge. It bothered me for about 10 seconds then I just went and bought another one.
If it happens again though I’ll probably set up a drop-cam to catch the culprit. Then I’ll come in on a weekend and trash their cubicle.
I don’t bring lunch to work (because I rarely eat lunch) so I’ve never been the victim of lunch theft, but I did have someone steal a sugar-free Red Bull of mine from a fridge. It bothered me for about 10 seconds then I just went and bought another one.
If it happens again though I’ll probably set up a drop-cam to catch the culprit. Then I’ll come in on a weekend and trash their cubicle.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:43 pm to Buck Dancer
This used to happen at a place I worked at.
Then one time someone did it to a partner in the firm and he ran to the computer and wrote a "WHO STOLE MY GODDAMN LUNCH" then went around to every desk to see if he could see a sign of it.
But this also happened to a place my dad was working at and he made up a sandwich with those vile looking incredibly spicy vietnamese cuttle fish. So the guy bit into it and freaked out very loudly and was caught.
Another one that was really bad in another case of this lunch theft is the victim made a sandwich and took pics with his taliwhacker resting in the middle of it. After the sandwich was eaten, the pics were pinned up on the bulletin board.
Then one time someone did it to a partner in the firm and he ran to the computer and wrote a "WHO STOLE MY GODDAMN LUNCH" then went around to every desk to see if he could see a sign of it.
But this also happened to a place my dad was working at and he made up a sandwich with those vile looking incredibly spicy vietnamese cuttle fish. So the guy bit into it and freaked out very loudly and was caught.
Another one that was really bad in another case of this lunch theft is the victim made a sandwich and took pics with his taliwhacker resting in the middle of it. After the sandwich was eaten, the pics were pinned up on the bulletin board.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
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company fridge.
Have yet to find one that doesn’t completely smell like a-hole.
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