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Durned Spam Texts! (Possibly NSFW, but no photos)

Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:26 pm
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7282 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:26 pm
I've been working near Chicago, far from my lovely Georgia home. It's been a long day and I just wanted to relax after finishing the daily report and updating the trades schedule. Just wanted to play a few rounds of Word Crush on the iPhone, right. Have a cigarette, a cup of coffee, something on the radio for a few minutes before shutting off the truck and walking into the hotel for the evening.

But NoOoOo! SOme jerk decides to send me a spam text. Sometimes, though, ya just gotta respond to these things...

(Hope I haven't offended anyone.)

This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 6:45 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:27 pm to
Lame

Use dark mode too you boomer
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79083 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20444 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:28 pm to
You have coffee after work?
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7282 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

you boomer


That'd be "Gen-Xer" not "boomer." The last boomers were born in '64.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:35 pm to
Okay.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7282 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

You have coffee after work?


I did today. I mentioned the other day that I missed good southern coffee. The closest thing they have to good coffee here is rather weak. One of the electricians brought me a bag of Community Dark Roast. I couldn't wait, so I made a pot at work and brought a cup home with me.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:38 pm to
All those words for such a lame story.

Jesus, have fun in your hotel.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:39 pm to
Seek help.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:39 pm to
Cringe
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3257 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:41 pm to
Smoking is trashy
Posted by Bucktail1
Member since Feb 2015
3188 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:28 pm to
You really are a weird fricker.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23876 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:32 pm to
hotels are awesome for masturbating
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7282 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:56 pm to
More entertaining and longer lasting fun reading the OT and Poli boards here though.
Posted by RexKramer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2020
411 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 9:40 pm to
Well if your in downtown chicago, I will buy you a beer (or shite coffee) from one ot member to another.
Posted by LintLicker
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2017
563 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

LSU Coyote


I hate you and Nymeria worse than I hate OweO
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 10:34 pm
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7282 posts
Posted on 3/17/21 at 12:18 am to
Wish I was, but I'm about 30 miles away or so in Hobart, Indiana. Thanks for the offer though. I'll share a virtual beer with you here!
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 3/17/21 at 1:00 am to
quote:

hotels are awesome for masturbating


This is the quality content that always brings me back to this message board.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/17/21 at 1:05 am to
You’re really lashing out.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21555 posts
Posted on 3/17/21 at 7:30 am to
I would have responded,

Pics or GTFO

Or

When it makes her look 16, give me a holler.
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