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re: Dumbass Mercedes E350 driver this morning who caused a crash.

Posted on 3/18/19 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by Are Kelly
S'port
Member since Mar 2019
78 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 1:15 pm to
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A couple miles later caught up with her in traffic and when she looked over at me and flipped me off again I introduced her to my best friend. I think she might have had to change her underwear after my friend waved at her


I don't get it. Who is your best friend?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79737 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 1:19 pm to
I think he was suggesting that he brandished a weapon. Might not realize how illegal that is.

Definition of a gun owner that should lose his rights.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38534 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 1:54 pm to
If you’d get out of the fricking left lane and stop creating rolling roadblocks he wouldn’t have to weave.

The stupid fricks who populate Baton Rouge have no problem lining up side by side and driving 10mph under the speed limit.
Posted by Are Kelly
S'port
Member since Mar 2019
78 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:01 pm to
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If you’d get out of the fricking left lane and stop creating rolling roadblocks he wouldn’t have to weave


It's my god given right to drive as slow as I want and if you don't like it blow me.

And just to piss you off, I'm going to drive 50 mph in the left lane of the interstate on my way home today.
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:29 pm to
I hope your rear end gets crushed. a-hole.
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:31 pm to
And you are s POS, also.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66452 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:13 pm to
Come tailgate me and find out. Good news is I have a steel bumper. Good luck with your radiator
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20344 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:33 pm to
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but I will make it work out that assholes that are weaving in and out of traffic in the interstate get stuck in the right lane



One of my favorite things ever. In the line of cars in the left lane, trying to get around slow semis and other cars. Some idiot thinks he can get in the right lane and pass a few of us in the left.

It's bliss seeing them get up to the slow car in the right lane and have to slam on breaks and slow down to the position they were in or even a few farther back.

Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 3:19 am to
LMFAO. You really need to grow up.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15302 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 4:47 am to
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but his insurance is going to go up too So is yours and mine.


Yeah but that happens regardless of whether anyone has a wreck.
Posted by Meaux Bettah
Tiger Nation
Member since Nov 2011
2591 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 5:42 am to
Would a 80s Corolla be mentioned if it would have been a 80s Corolla that caused the accident?
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 5:44 am
Posted by CyrustheVirus
Member since Jan 2013
2911 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:15 am to
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One of my favorite things ever. In the line of cars in the left lane, trying to get around slow semis and other cars. Some idiot thinks he can get in the right lane and pass a few of us in the left. It's bliss seeing them get up to the slow car in the right lane and have to slam on breaks and slow down to the position they were in or even a few farther back.


Speaking of this, how pissed do you get when someone ahead of you makes room for them to get in? Then they feel justified.

One of my more satisfying travel stories was when a guy was doing this behind me and swerving in and out of traffic on I-10. There was no where to go but he couldn’t accept that so he’s riding peoples asses for 5 miles. There’s finally a break in traffic and he weaves his way to freedom and speeds off. Not 5 minutes later he’s pulled over by a state trooper and I gave a friendly honk or two as I passed them.
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 6:16 am
Posted by MiDixon Yermouth
Member since Sep 2018
295 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:45 am to


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It's my god given right to drive as slow as I want and if you don't like it blow me


It's the law, not your God given right, in addition to the law against using left lane other than for passing:

"A vehicle which remains in the passing lane of a multiple-lane highway as defined in Subsection A of this Section traveling at the same speed as the vehicle in the right lane and impedes the flow of traffic shall be deemed a "rolling roadblock" which shall be prohibited. Violations of this Section shall be punishable as provided in R.S. 32:57.

Acts 2004, No. 467, §1."
Posted by Smart Post
Member since Feb 2018
3539 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:50 am to
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Not 5 minutes later he’s pulled over by a state trooper and I gave a friendly honk or two as I passed them

I did this 25 years ago or so in Austin. I had a horn from JC Whitney that played The Eyes of Texas. I blew it as I passed.

My bad luck was that it was a quick interlude, as the cop jumped in his car and pulled me over, giving me a ticket for "unnecessary use of horn."

A lawyer friend of mine looked that one up... sure enough it's on the books. He offered to defend me in Austin Municipal Court for free (he was going to get the media involved to make ironic mockery out of it, being home of The University of Texas). I declined.

We got a good chortle out of that one in the parking lot tailgating for Longhorn sports that year, though.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:23 am to
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"unnecessary use of horn."


I wish they'd enforce this where I live.

The car horn isn't intended to be used as a way of saying "yo" to your homie who also isn't at work at 2:30 in the afternoon.
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