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re: Double spinoff: most useful thing you've been told by a coach

Posted on 1/12/17 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
4418 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

"If you are gonna hit the wrong hole, might as well hit it going 100 mph."

Useful in football and in life


And when I'm plowing your mother
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 4:08 pm
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
34975 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 4:27 pm to
"POWER POSITION!" -Dale Weiner

"Green Slime" -Joe Robinson

"You lose, Taco-breath."
-Jimmy Iturralde

...all this in our freshman season.
Posted by JScoop8
Member since Oct 2014
1057 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 5:03 pm to
every time we said "i thought I was supposed to...." when messing up, he would stop us and make us say "I fricked up".

Also, "the mind quits way before the body" (this usually when running our asses off or some other form of intense exercise).
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 5:08 pm to
You guys need to wash your asses. It smells like a french whore house in here.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 5:09 pm to
"There's plenty of time to do anything in life. The longest I've ever needed to do what I wanted was 3 seconds."
Posted by Dilbert Wilson
Member since Jun 2015
56 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 5:16 pm to
After my first case of claps back in 78 Coach said, "Boy if she's doing it with you she's doing it with everybody else. You gonna catch something you can't get rid of."
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9778 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 5:19 pm to
Hit 'em down low and drive 'em back with short choppy steps. Never will I forget those words.
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 5:28 pm to
Try another sport
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7742 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 5:53 pm to
I can't see coaches today being allowed to say many of the things that coaches told us - and that's a shame. We were called figs, pussys, girls, old ladies, retards, etc to motivate us to play better.
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1947 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:01 pm to
"There once was a man named Dave. He was poking a whoare in a cave. She was smelling like shite and missing a tit but look at the money he saved"
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