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Doritos tries to cater to women, women complain...

Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:37 pm
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
6665 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:37 pm
Doritos is making a new chip that makes less noise and a bag to fit in a woman's purse.

“As you watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth,” she said.

“Women would love to do the same, but they don’t. They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth.”


Of course their first mistake was thinking it was possible to make a woman happy here's the feminist response....

"A spokesperson from the Women’s Equality Party said: "No doubt some male consumers will welcome the chance to have a bigger package. But the idea of shrinking products for women, no doubt for the same price, is as old as the Ad Men making these decisions.

"Companies that perpetuate these tired gender stereotypes will continue to lose out on the single biggest consumer group: women."

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Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:39 pm to
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Companies that perpetuate these tired gender stereotypes will continue to lose out on the single biggest consumer group: women."



What odds can I get that she ends up being wrong on this?


ETA: Also, while women may be the bigger group, men are the biggest Consumer group. Mainly because men are more liberal with money.
This post was edited on 2/5/18 at 6:41 pm
Posted by bobbyleewilliams
Tigertown
Member since Feb 2010
8267 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:40 pm to
quote:


Of course their first mistake was thinking it was possible to make a woman happy
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3636 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:40 pm to
A decision that was made by the Pepsi co CEO...a woman

Women are just the worst. Lucky they have vaginas otherwise I’m not sure we’d have much use for them
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20108 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:44 pm to
A female who eats Doritos is not a woman
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13346 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:45 pm to
face lick hotness

The first part of this spot was hot.
Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Lucky they have vaginas otherwise I’m not sure we’d have much use for them


Not so sure.

I was a slow learner but I'm finally figuring out a photo of a vagina can damn near hold its own vs. a real vagina when one carefully checks the balances of time/money/convenience/investment/return/etc...
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31636 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

No doubt some male consumers will welcome the chance to have a bigger package


So stupid.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56028 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:54 pm to
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a photo of a vagina can damn near hold its own vs. a real vagina


truth...
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58204 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

Of course their first mistake was thinking it was possible to make a woman happy here's the feminist response....




quote:

"No doubt some male consumers will welcome the chance to have a bigger package.




Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:02 pm to
I will never understand. If you don’t like a product that’s being marketed, don’t buy it. If a woman wants to buy a smaller, different product at the same price that’s her choice. Why does everything have to be such a big fricking deal nowadays

ETA: and I’m sure not a lot of people care about it. But they give morons like this such a large platform for them to voice their insignificant opinions om
This post was edited on 2/5/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8710 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Lucky they have vaginas otherwise I’m not sure we’d have much use for them

There would, no doubt, be a bounty on them.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76305 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:16 pm to
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Lucky they have vaginas

I love vaginas
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124187 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:47 pm to
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There would, no doubt, be a bounty on them.


What would you get, 5$ a tit?
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