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Doritos tries to cater to women, women complain...
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:37 pm
Doritos is making a new chip that makes less noise and a bag to fit in a woman's purse.
“As you watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth,” she said.
“Women would love to do the same, but they don’t. They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth.”
Of course their first mistake was thinking it was possible to make a woman happy here's the feminist response....
"A spokesperson from the Women’s Equality Party said: "No doubt some male consumers will welcome the chance to have a bigger package. But the idea of shrinking products for women, no doubt for the same price, is as old as the Ad Men making these decisions.
"Companies that perpetuate these tired gender stereotypes will continue to lose out on the single biggest consumer group: women."
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“As you watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth,” she said.
“Women would love to do the same, but they don’t. They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth.”
Of course their first mistake was thinking it was possible to make a woman happy here's the feminist response....
"A spokesperson from the Women’s Equality Party said: "No doubt some male consumers will welcome the chance to have a bigger package. But the idea of shrinking products for women, no doubt for the same price, is as old as the Ad Men making these decisions.
"Companies that perpetuate these tired gender stereotypes will continue to lose out on the single biggest consumer group: women."
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Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:40 pm to bcoop199
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Companies that perpetuate these tired gender stereotypes will continue to lose out on the single biggest consumer group: women."
What odds can I get that she ends up being wrong on this?
ETA: Also, while women may be the bigger group, men are the biggest Consumer group. Mainly because men are more liberal with money.
This post was edited on 2/5/18 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:40 pm to bcoop199
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Of course their first mistake was thinking it was possible to make a woman happy
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:40 pm to bcoop199
A decision that was made by the Pepsi co CEO...a woman
Women are just the worst. Lucky they have vaginas otherwise I’m not sure we’d have much use for them
Women are just the worst. Lucky they have vaginas otherwise I’m not sure we’d have much use for them
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:44 pm to bcoop199
A female who eats Doritos is not a woman
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:45 pm to bcoop199
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:51 pm to YipSkiddlyDooo
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Lucky they have vaginas otherwise I’m not sure we’d have much use for them
Not so sure.
I was a slow learner but I'm finally figuring out a photo of a vagina can damn near hold its own vs. a real vagina when one carefully checks the balances of time/money/convenience/investment/return/etc...
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:53 pm to bcoop199
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No doubt some male consumers will welcome the chance to have a bigger package
So stupid.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:54 pm to TurkeysAndBees
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a photo of a vagina can damn near hold its own vs. a real vagina
truth...
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:59 pm to bcoop199
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Of course their first mistake was thinking it was possible to make a woman happy here's the feminist response....
quote:
"No doubt some male consumers will welcome the chance to have a bigger package.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:02 pm to bcoop199
I will never understand. If you don’t like a product that’s being marketed, don’t buy it. If a woman wants to buy a smaller, different product at the same price that’s her choice. Why does everything have to be such a big fricking deal nowadays
ETA: and I’m sure not a lot of people care about it. But they give morons like this such a large platform for them to voice their insignificant opinions om
ETA: and I’m sure not a lot of people care about it. But they give morons like this such a large platform for them to voice their insignificant opinions om
This post was edited on 2/5/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:07 pm to YipSkiddlyDooo
quote:There would, no doubt, be a bounty on them.
Lucky they have vaginas otherwise I’m not sure we’d have much use for them
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:16 pm to YipSkiddlyDooo
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Lucky they have vaginas
I love vaginas
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:47 pm to johnnydrama
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There would, no doubt, be a bounty on them.
What would you get, 5$ a tit?
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