Don't lick your fingers after eating wasabi and soy sauce peanuts or you'll be sorry

So my dad took the dogs for a walk after eating sushi. He came back extremely disturbed and freaking out. “I got something on my dick. It burns really bad.”

After calming him down, turns out he didn’t do a good job of washing his hands and peed in the forest on the walk.

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So my dad took the dogs for a walk after eating sushi. He came back extremely disturbed and freaking out. “I got something on my dick. It burns really bad.”

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I already learnt that lesson as a kid with cajun peanuts.

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after eating sushi

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“I got something on my dick. It burns really bad.”

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Your dad holds his dick with chop sticks?

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Why would like your fingers cause problems if you are already eating the components you are discussing? I seem to be missing something

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Do you even accumulate in mass?

True stories:

Years ago I took my wife to a nice Asian restaurant. I've been in Asia more than a dozen times but, at the time, my wife had not been exposed to Wasabi.

Her dish arrives and the next thing I see is her looking at me with confused and really big eyes. She mistook a line of real Wasabi for a piece of asparagus and ate it all at one time straight.


Second story is on me. We went to BW3 and I had Habanero sauce on the wings.

I thought I had washed my hands well but, back at home, we started fooling around and she started acting uncomfortable. That soon changed to her being miserable. I did not have a happy ending.

I was at a crawfish boil in college. Got liquored up and was banging a chick during the evening. Was working her bean over and she was screaming. I thought I hit the spot and made her see God. Turns out I had crawfish seasoning still on my hands and was burning her. I bet I ate 10lbs that night. She will always remember me.