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Dog just crapped the.mother load and it's not stopping

Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108762 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:11 pm
Anytime soon...


I'm suing these basted popping these fireworks by hook or crook.
This post was edited on 7/4/15 at 9:12 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:12 pm to
Your dog is a pussy
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:15 pm to
My cat puked and ran under the bed.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118276 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:17 pm to
Open a bottle of wine.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50059 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:22 pm to
Shoot dog, sell it to a vietnamese resturant. Buy new dog, repeat.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108762 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:23 pm to
Tried that. Missed and shot my step.daughters toe. Any tother ideas?

At least we have some Clint black CDs.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118276 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:26 pm to
I thought you adopted her.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21259 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:30 pm to
Mine barked at the neighbors then went in like a ninja. Swiped the firework and turned it sideways. Everyone scrambling for cover was poetic justice.
Posted by tigercraig
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
3835 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:32 pm to
My dog for whatever reason has never been phased by fireworks or storms. He's a crazy Boston so you'd think he'd go apeshit
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21259 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:33 pm to
Yeah mine just looks at them, hikes his leg, takes a piss and goes back inside and sleeps.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108762 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:34 pm to
It's complicated.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73876 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:35 pm to
Mine either.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118276 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:35 pm to
It's not you, it's me.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118276 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:36 pm to
I've got two labs. They dgaf right now.
The enola gay could pass over and bomb my neighbor, and they aren't getting up.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1126 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:39 pm to
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21259 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

I've got two labs. They dgaf right now. The enola gay could pass over and bomb my neighbor, and they aren't getting up.


But let the neighbors dog go into heat or a strange dog come into their territory and it's game over.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118276 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:41 pm to
Dogs usually follow their owner's lead when they get nervous.

This isn't the first time I've heard of bombs being dropped at the Ryno Residence.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:58 pm to
One of my dogs isn't bothered by them and the other goes as deep as possible into my closet and hides until the fireworks end.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 10:04 pm to
you need to invest in a thunder shirt for the doggy

it keeps the dog snug during storms and fireworks and less likely to leave a mother load on the floor
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12784 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

mother load

quote:

Im suing...

You should sue the pile of shite that schooled your dumb arse.
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