re: Does your SO know you still masterbate?

Posted by SG_Geaux

Beautiful St George, LA

Member since Aug 2004

78735 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 5:36 pm to LSU6262

I have never masterbated in my life.

I have masturbated enough for this entire board.

Posted by Displaced

Member since Dec 2011

32762 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 5:46 pm to EyeTwentyNole

You stopped at the best part.

ELAINE: I shave my legs....

KRAMER: Not everyday...

Posted by foshizzle

Washington DC metro

Member since Mar 2008

40599 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 5:59 pm to LSU6262

More than likely she'll just wonder why there's a coconut under the bed.

Posted by tiggah1981

Winterfell

Member since Aug 2007

17250 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 6:15 pm to Champagne

Yeah, and i tell her if she would rather have me cheat since she puts out once every 2 weeks..fricking count

Posted by LSU6262

Member since Jun 2008

7672 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 6:33 pm to lsunurse

Hang in there. We just went through this. Wife has PCOS and IUI worked the first time.

Posted by TigerFanatic99

South Bend, Indiana

Member since Jan 2007

29630 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 6:49 pm to LSU6262

No, it would make her feel inadequate. She'd take it hard, unfortunately.

Posted by Darth_Vader

A galaxy far, far away

Member since Dec 2011

65999 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 7:04 pm to LSU6262

quote:
3 years and I'm certain my wife has no clue I like to rub out every now and then

One of these must be true...

A. Your wife is an idiot
B. You are an idiot
C. Both of you are idiots

Posted by Champagne

Already Conquered USA.

Member since Oct 2007

49432 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 7:12 pm to tiggah1981

Would you like for me to speak to her? I'm good at these things.

Posted by lsunurse

Member since Dec 2005

129104 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 7:32 pm to LSU6262

quote:
Hang in there. We just went through this. Wife has PCOS

Thanks, I have the same thing.

quote:
IUI worked the first time.

While that hasn't been the case for me, I know it's worked for others and on the first round. Glad it worked for yall

Posted by SpicyStacy

stout's fave

Member since Aug 2010

13343 posts

Posted on 8/26/17 at 10:41 pm to lsunurse

nurse have you looked into doing keto diet? I'm in a fb group and tons of girls have had infertility issues, did keto, and got pregnant.. it's insane.

HSG sucked for me too, a lot of cramping. Dealing with 2nd infertility now, 4 miscarriages in 2 years and they can't find anything wrong with me. Gonna try keto and see if it helps.

I hope y'all can figure it out bc this really sucks

Posted by lsunurse

Member since Dec 2005

129104 posts

Posted on 8/27/17 at 1:10 am to SpicyStacy

Hey Stacy! No I hadn't heard of keto for infertility.

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4 miscarriages in 2 years

I can't even imagine, I am so sorry to hear that.

Former coworker of mine was the 1% that has a major complication with an HSG. Landed her in the hospital for a couple weeks. Lost a fallopian tube from it.

Crazy thing....she is pregnant now. No fertility treatments either. What she did....apple cider vinegar and conceiveplus(look it up on amazon if you don't know what it is). If she can get pregnant with only one tube working...gives me hope.

Posted by HubbaBubba

F_uck Joe Biden, TX

Member since Oct 2010

46597 posts

Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:33 am to lsunurse

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Crazy thing....she is pregnant now. No fertility treatments either. What she did....apple cider vinegar and conceiveplus(look it up on amazon if you don't know what it is). If she can get pregnant with only one tube working...gives me hope

God works in mysterious ways. My wife and I went through all manner of methods to get her pregnant. She refused invitro for personal reasons. After four and a half years, we decided to adopt. Six months into the process, we selected an agency and put down almost $4k as a down payment. Four days later my wife calls me (I'm out of town on a business trip) and tells me she's pregnant. Go figure (yes... I'm the father