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re: Does Joel Osteen ever misspeak or say um or uh?

Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78655 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:59 pm to
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Why are people on this board so obsessed with BBC?




One of the oldest and most reputable news sources in the world
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20335 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:58 pm to
“Well, God bless you. It’s always a joy to come into your home, and if you’re ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you, we’ll make you feel right at home........these are the fiiiinest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. But thanks again for tuning in, and thanks for coming out.

I like to start with something funny......”
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14495 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:14 pm to
He does it while he laughs all the way to the bank.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4574 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:09 pm to
“He’s replaced them with blinks”


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:35 pm to
I just googled to see how many people his church holds in order to make a joke, but I got distracted by the results. It shows his weekly attendance is 52k people. His church holds 16,800 so I guess he has 3 services a week..

If each person who attends his service each week gives $1 a week that alone is $2.7 million a year.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16378 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:36 pm to
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touched his sisters boob in the 80's

true story, she worked at the candle store at Greenspoint




Its hard to imagine his sister doing anything in "Gunspoint", besides at the mall picking up bbc.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

I touched his sisters boob in the 80's


true story, she worked at the candle store at Greenspoint


That must have been the second she knew she was gay.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:13 pm to
Can someone confirm or at least tell me that 52k sounds reasonable in terms of the number of people who attend his services every week? That's about 20k less than an NFL game. I am surprised he doesn't sell tickets to his service.
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:23 pm to
Family drama around the holidays, Ed?
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