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Doctors in Australia, UK swallow Lego heads to find out how long it takes to poop them out
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:51 pm
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In the name of science, six United Kingdom and Australia-based pediatricians agreed to swallow a Lego head to determine how long it would take for their bodies to pass them.
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The experiment, they said, was to help parents get a better idea of how long it would likely take their child to pass a small foreign object — such as a coin or Lego piece — as kids are notorious for swallowing things they aren’t supposed to.
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researchers said they used a "variety of techniques" to retrieve the Lego head, ranging from tongue depressors, gloves and even chopsticks. In other words, "no turd was left unturned," they wrote.
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“It is possible that childhood bowel transit time is fundamentally different from adult, but there is little evidence to support this, and if anything, it is likely that objects would pass faster in a more immature gut,” the researchers wrote,” noting the results should “be of use to anxious parents who may worry that transit times may be prolonged and potentially painful for their children.”
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By the end, they determined it took roughly one to three days to pass the object, with an average time of 1.7 days. None of the doctors had complications after ingesting the Lego — though one doctor still hadn’t passed his Lego head after two weeks.
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That's gotta be a shitty experiment
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:53 pm to Cump11b
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By the end, they determined it took roughly one to three days to pass the object, with an average time of 1.7 days.
The answer we wanted to know when we clicked into the thread
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:57 pm to Cump11b
This is the kind of cutting edge research socialized medicine gets you.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:58 pm to Cump11b
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The experiment, they said, was to help parents get a better idea of how long it would likely take their child to pass a small foreign object — such as a coin
This reminds me of a true story my mom likes to tell us.
When my oldest brother was a toddler, he swallowed a dime. My mom - being a brand-new parent - was freaked out. She went to the doctor who told her it was really nothing to be worried about, and that he'd pass it in the next couple of days.
My mom asked if she should examine his poop to make sure the coin passed.
The doctor's response: "If you really need your dime back, you can."
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:58 pm to Cump11b
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though one doctor still hadn’t passed his Lego head after two weeks.
Batman head
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 7:36 am
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm to Cump11b
Should have made it a race
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm to Cump11b
Three hundred fifty minutes
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:07 pm to Cump11b
How do we not know this already?
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:26 pm to Cump11b
This is kind of like finding out how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop
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