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Doctors in Australia, UK swallow Lego heads to find out how long it takes to poop them out

Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:51 pm
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In the name of science, six United Kingdom and Australia-based pediatricians agreed to swallow a Lego head to determine how long it would take for their bodies to pass them.


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The experiment, they said, was to help parents get a better idea of how long it would likely take their child to pass a small foreign object — such as a coin or Lego piece — as kids are notorious for swallowing things they aren’t supposed to.


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researchers said they used a "variety of techniques" to retrieve the Lego head, ranging from tongue depressors, gloves and even chopsticks. In other words, "no turd was left unturned," they wrote.


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“It is possible that childhood bowel transit time is fundamentally different from adult, but there is little evidence to support this, and if anything, it is likely that objects would pass faster in a more immature gut,” the researchers wrote,” noting the results should “be of use to anxious parents who may worry that transit times may be prolonged and potentially painful for their children.”


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By the end, they determined it took roughly one to three days to pass the object, with an average time of 1.7 days. None of the doctors had complications after ingesting the Lego — though one doctor still hadn’t passed his Lego head after two weeks.


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That's gotta be a shitty experiment
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:53 pm to
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By the end, they determined it took roughly one to three days to pass the object, with an average time of 1.7 days.


The answer we wanted to know when we clicked into the thread
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:57 pm to
This is the kind of cutting edge research socialized medicine gets you.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:58 pm to
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The experiment, they said, was to help parents get a better idea of how long it would likely take their child to pass a small foreign object — such as a coin


This reminds me of a true story my mom likes to tell us.

When my oldest brother was a toddler, he swallowed a dime. My mom - being a brand-new parent - was freaked out. She went to the doctor who told her it was really nothing to be worried about, and that he'd pass it in the next couple of days.

My mom asked if she should examine his poop to make sure the coin passed.

The doctor's response: "If you really need your dime back, you can."
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 4:00 pm
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19717 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:58 pm to
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though one doctor still hadn’t passed his Lego head after two weeks.


Batman head
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 7:36 am
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm to
Should have made it a race
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm to
Three hundred fifty minutes
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:05 pm to
Just use corn..
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:07 pm to
How do we not know this already?
Posted by Stevo
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:26 pm to
This is kind of like finding out how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop
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