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re: Do you usually change the sheets after making whoopie?
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:08 pm to Das_Wanda_kid
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:08 pm to Das_Wanda_kid
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:09 pm to SuperSaint
I've actually never used towels unless it was that time of the month. I figured laying towels down every time would surely make me look like a clean freak.
But maybe I should change up my game a bit.
But maybe I should change up my game a bit.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:20 pm to Blob Fish
Once a year, whether they to be washed or not.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:24 pm to Sao
There i am after earning my red wings.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:27 pm to Blob Fish
I'm not married so I still go pull out, stomach, wet wipe. Usually don't get any on the sheets.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:28 pm to Blob Fish
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Do you usually change the sheets after making whoopie?
quote:
At the Dating Game show.]
Brandi: Second suitor, if we were making whoopee…
Brodie: What’s whoopee?
Brandi: Um…uh…well, being intimate.
Brodie: What? Like fricking?
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:29 pm to Blob Fish
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Blob Fish
No, she does.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:31 pm to Blob Fish
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I just don't enjoy getting back into bed the next night with a visible snail trail,
Love is sleeping on the wet spot
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:31 pm to Blob Fish
Wtf kind of idiot are you shooting your load on your sheets?
The worst part about randoms is the fricking makeup stains everywhere and the floor getting scratches. Other than that, my sheets get washed when I feel like it
The worst part about randoms is the fricking makeup stains everywhere and the floor getting scratches. Other than that, my sheets get washed when I feel like it
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:40 pm to Blob Fish
Making whoopie? Are you Bob Eubanks?
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:42 pm to Blob Fish
Your wife never makes me
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:42 pm to Hammertime
Ok. I didn't say I pump an entire load into the sheets, but sometimes there is spillage.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:44 pm to Blob Fish
Have a towel that happens to be next to the bed. Poke her on said towel. Wash the towel.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:45 pm to Blob Fish
You have bad aim then drippy dick
Do the business
Tell the girl to chill (they should already know this)
Get her a towel to clean off
How hard is that?
Do the business
Tell the girl to chill (they should already know this)
Get her a towel to clean off
How hard is that?
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:46 pm to Blob Fish
1. Get hair dryer out
2. Use it
3. Nice dry sheets
2. Use it
3. Nice dry sheets
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:46 pm to tke857
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I usually roll over and pass the frick out
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:47 pm to Revelator
Bob: What's the strangest place you have made woopie?
Contestant: Well, that would be in the butt, Bob.
Contestant: Well, that would be in the butt, Bob.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:57 pm to Blob Fish
Yes. It takes less than 10 minutes. Who wants to sleep in bodily fluid?
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:58 pm to Blob Fish
Usually, yes. With my ex we got into the habit of putting a towel down. If she got on top she would gush like you poured a glass of water down there. The towel became necessary and I got used to the convenience of it.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:58 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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Who wants to sleep in bodily fluid?
Who wants to change sheets 3 times a day?
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