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Posted on 9/9/18 at 3:22 pm to L1C4
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#2 usually leads to #1
Not after you get married
Posted on 9/9/18 at 3:26 pm to fr33manator
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You're an odd cat.Who talks like that?
Posted on 9/9/18 at 3:32 pm to Tester1216
I don’t get exactly what I said that was weird
Posted on 9/9/18 at 3:34 pm to fr33manator
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I don’t get exactly what I said that was weird
Different doesn’t necessarily mean weird.
Keep being you Fr
Posted on 9/9/18 at 3:41 pm to L1C4
Yes on the massages, no on the kids and shite.
Posted on 9/9/18 at 3:49 pm to Tester1216
I don’t have much of a choice. I’m a creature of passion
Posted on 9/9/18 at 3:53 pm to fr33manator
I think when you used the word subterfuge it blew George's mind.
Posted on 9/9/18 at 4:07 pm to L1C4
That’s a 6 dollar word to George?
Damn...his exchange rate must suck.
Damn...his exchange rate must suck.
Posted on 9/9/18 at 4:11 pm to fr33manator
I think you’ve read too many romantic novels.
Posted on 9/9/18 at 4:31 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I don’t read them Georgie.
I write them.
An excerpt from my best selling novella
A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
I write them.
An excerpt from my best selling novella
A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
Posted on 9/9/18 at 4:35 pm to fr33manator
Tl;dr
Posted on 9/9/18 at 4:37 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
Posted on 9/9/18 at 4:39 pm to fr33manator
quote:Jackie Collins motherfricker
fr33manator
Posted on 9/9/18 at 5:55 pm to fr33manator
Not bad.
But the one where the Confederate statue killed Skronquavius was better.
But the one where the Confederate statue killed Skronquavius was better.
Posted on 9/9/18 at 6:07 pm to joshnorris14
quote:#2 is the massage
#2 usually leads to #1
Wut
#1 is sex.
Massages with the SO usually leads to sex. Giving massages to the SO is encouraged. Keep up dimwit.
Posted on 9/9/18 at 6:10 pm to L1C4
Yes, but I'll admit. I'm selfish. I always give the shorter massage and eventually, just start punching back muscles with my fists.
Posted on 9/9/18 at 6:12 pm to Pig Kahuna
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Yes, but I'll admit. I'm selfish. I always give the shorter massage and eventually, just start punching back muscles with my fists.
Honey?
Posted on 9/9/18 at 6:14 pm to Tester1216
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Honey?
No, I'm a woman. But I like both so unless you have a female honey, it's not me.
Posted on 9/9/18 at 6:15 pm to Pig Kahuna
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I'm a woman
Hey
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