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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:42 pm to S
I noticed hand prints above the toilet at the country club the other day and took me a second to realize it was due to leaners
I guess it's mostly old guys that do it
I guess it's mostly old guys that do it
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:43 pm to LucasP
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If it's one of those pisses that feels like a mule's kicking you in the gut,
You should probably see a doctor.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:44 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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You should probably see a doctor.
Duly noted, let's stay on topic.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:47 pm to S
If I'm drunk at someone's house I'll get ballsy and start my stream standing near the toilet and back up carefully until my back is leaning against the back wall (guest bathroom).
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:48 pm to Sellecks Moustache
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If I'm drunk at someone's house I'll get ballsy and start my stream standing near the toilet and back up carefully until my back is leaning against the back wall (guest bathroom).
If you hold it long enough before you go, you can do this in reverse.
It's risky though.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:48 pm to S
i rest my forehead on the top of the plumbing some times when I need to cry a little to myself
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:54 pm to S
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Discuss your technique and why stand-still pissers like myself should consider i
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:55 pm to NOX
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i rest my forehead on the top of the plumbing
Very refreshing.....

Posted on 11/12/14 at 3:00 pm to S
I always lean one hand onto the wall when I'm at home. Using public restrooms, never. I just tough it out and try to pee standing upright on both feet.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 3:01 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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If you hold it long enough before you go, you can do this in reverse.
Well my bucket-list just got a bit longer. Gracias

Posted on 11/12/14 at 3:18 pm to S
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lean up against the wall with one arm urinators
Reasons:
You're too drunk to stand and used up all your energy getting to the urinal
You have an erection and need to for proper aim
You want to increase the angle so as not to drip on your expensive pants
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