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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:33 am to vengeanceofrain
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:33 am to vengeanceofrain
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When does Joy come?
When I do that thing with my tongue
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Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:35 am to vengeanceofrain
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1. Finish the following phrase "blessed be day that the Lord has made..."
i will rejoice and be glad in it
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2. When does joy come?
joy cometh from the lord
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3. If we don't praise the Lord what will cry out in our place?
the rocks i think
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4. How much faith do you need in Jesus?
dont know this one
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All sins must be paid with what?
wages of sin is death
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6. It's easier for a camel to do what then it is for a rich person to get into heaven?
eye of a needle yo
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Besides Jesus, who are the only other two people to accend straight into heaven (without dying)?
i've forgotten this one..daniel or david maybe?
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8. Jesus' sermon on the mount is commonly referred to as what?
the beatitudes?
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9. Trust in the Lord with all thing heart and .....?1
and all thy soul
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10. This is hard but a real churched person will know it lol "for all... "
HAVE SINNED AND COME SHORT OF THE GLORY OF GOD
did i pass?
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:41 am to vengeanceofrain
On December 31, 2030 the Bible will no longer be a prophecy book.
Sure if will still be a history book or an instruction manual.
Every 2,000 years something big happens in the Bible and Jesus will have been ascended into heaven for 2000 years in the year 2030.
Jesus must return by then or the Bible loses all prophetic power.
Sure if will still be a history book or an instruction manual.
Every 2,000 years something big happens in the Bible and Jesus will have been ascended into heaven for 2000 years in the year 2030.
Jesus must return by then or the Bible loses all prophetic power.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:44 am to vengeanceofrain
2/10....I'd better get used to the smell of burning sulfur 
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:46 am to JETigER
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Every 2,000 years something big happens in the Bible
What happened 4,000 years ago?
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:47 am to vengeanceofrain
Agnostic libertarian here. I don't care what you do and I don't think anyone else should either. But, I was 10/10 because I like to know what I don't believe in.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:48 am to vengeanceofrain
Appreciate the refresher 10/10
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:51 am to vengeanceofrain
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:53 am to vengeanceofrain
8.5/10
I blanked out on the first one, which is weird because that was one of the easiest.
7. Besides Jesus, who are the only other two people to accend straight into heaven (without dying)?
I said "Ezekiel and Enoch." Should have been Elijah
I blanked out on the first one, which is weird because that was one of the easiest.
7. Besides Jesus, who are the only other two people to accend straight into heaven (without dying)?
I said "Ezekiel and Enoch." Should have been Elijah
Posted on 8/17/17 at 7:54 am to vengeanceofrain
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1. Finish the following phrase "blessed be day that the Lord has made..."
I don't think Catholics use this phrase.
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2. When does joy come?
Just before climax.
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3. If we don't praise the Lord what will cry out in our place?
Babies, they cry all the time.
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4. How much faith do you need in Jesus?
All of it.
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5. All sins must be paid with what?
Blood money.
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6. It's easier for a camel to do what then it is for a rich person to get into heaven?
Use correct grammar in a sentence.
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7. Besides Jesus, who are the only other two people to accend straight into heaven (without dying)?
Mary and Bob Marley.
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8. Jesus' sermon on the mount is commonly referred to as what?
Sunday.
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9. Trust in the Lord with all thing heart and .....?1
Soul?
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10. This is hard but a real churched person will know it lol "for all... "
What is a "churched person"?
ETA: how did I do?
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 8:09 am
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:08 am to vengeanceofrain
Aren't you the guy that always talks about how to appropriately neg women to trick them into having sex with you?
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:10 am to vengeanceofrain
1/10 or possibly 2/10 max.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:18 am to vengeanceofrain
Those were too easy.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:26 am to Salamander_Wilson
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Aren't you the guy that always talks about how to appropriately neg women to trick them into having sex with you?
Yeah. He's a liar and known scammer. He lives in the ghetto in little rock but posts shite like this:
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I make about 150k a year from home while getting fricked up out of my mind lol,I have a paypal account with almost 8 grand in it that i use soley to score drugs and gamble with lol, i own 2 thoroughbreds, I own my house deed, i drive a bmw 6 series convertible and i have a lexus SC300, i've fricked 2 little rock news personalities, dated one of them for 2 years, and i have an iq of like 160.
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i could literally walk in google right now and name my price, but they can't pay me enough and they'd probably want a drug test lol.
Seriously, check out this link to a thread where he was outed:
LINK
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 8:28 am
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:32 am to vengeanceofrain
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The Beatitudes
I haven't read the entire thread but I'm sure someone else here who is not a false prophet, and who actually knows a little bit of the Bible, has made note of this. The Beatitudes are contained within the Sermon on the Mount. It is not another name for The Sermon on the Mount.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:33 am to fr33manator
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:35 am to vengeanceofrain
3rd generation atheist, barely ever been to church a day in my life, and most of what I know about the bible comes from reading Paradise Lost and other stuff by Milton.
I think I got at least one right. It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven. And I always thought JC's sermon on the mount is commonly referred to as "The Sermon on the Mount". So maybe two?
I think I got at least one right. It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven. And I always thought JC's sermon on the mount is commonly referred to as "The Sermon on the Mount". So maybe two?
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:36 am to vengeanceofrain
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momma got a 100%
Your Mother is a whore, Trebek!
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:44 am to vengeanceofrain
God hates a show off.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:50 am to Pectus
I fell back asleep after I typed this.
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