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re: Do people fart in between sliding doors at Walmart on purpose??

Posted on 11/6/16 at 6:54 pm to
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 11/6/16 at 6:54 pm to
Posted by Cwar11
Shreveport
Member since Jan 2010
2291 posts
Posted on 11/6/16 at 7:24 pm to
I farted at the meat counter today at the grocery store & my wife stepped into the plume. She then turned & laughed bc she knew it was me who set the trap.
Yes I love farting in public "hot spots"
If you can break one off at target in the check out line right as you grab your bags it's golden.
Posted by HolographicCharizard
Nashville
Member since Jul 2016
1979 posts
Posted on 11/6/16 at 7:58 pm to
Fart, then run in place for 10 seconds. Works every time.

Also, sideways fart upright farts to eliminate odor and maximize decibels.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37016 posts
Posted on 11/6/16 at 8:17 pm to
I try to let them go outside, sometimes they just last too long. I assume other people are the same way.

It's a crap shoot really.
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