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Deserved an arse kicking at travel ball tourn yesterday
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:39 pm
I had a small towel that I enjoying popping kids with it to get them going and to hustle.
We finished up our first bracket game and I see a huge fat woman in some tight black yoga pants bent over digging for some shite out of her bag or wagon.
I couldn’t help it, I popped her on her big arse with the towel.
I’m 40. My 13 yr old former self cane out and I just went for it.
I had that loud snap sound. She sorta jumped and jiggled around to see who and what just happened. I just smiled and said snooze you lose.
I’m happy her s.o. Wasn’t there. He’d prob dealt with me.
It felt so good though and gave me tremendous inner joy.
We finished up our first bracket game and I see a huge fat woman in some tight black yoga pants bent over digging for some shite out of her bag or wagon.
I couldn’t help it, I popped her on her big arse with the towel.
I’m 40. My 13 yr old former self cane out and I just went for it.
I had that loud snap sound. She sorta jumped and jiggled around to see who and what just happened. I just smiled and said snooze you lose.
I’m happy her s.o. Wasn’t there. He’d prob dealt with me.
It felt so good though and gave me tremendous inner joy.
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Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:40 pm to p&g
Don’t believe it
If you wouldn’t have thrown travel ball in the thread title I miiiight have
If you wouldn’t have thrown travel ball in the thread title I miiiight have
This post was edited on 6/16/19 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:40 pm to p&g
This is an example of trying too hard.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:40 pm to p&g
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, I popped her on her big arse with the towel.
You’re lucky I didn’t slap you.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:41 pm to p&g
This post has been marked unreadable!
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:43 pm to p&g
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I just smiled and said snooze you lose.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:50 pm to p&g
You gonna get me too'd, baw
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:51 pm to Jones
quote:
So you sexually assaulted someone
Popping someone with a towel is not sexual assault. Sorry snowflake
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:53 pm to onelochevy
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Popping someone with a towel is not sexual assault. Sorry snowflake
Popping someone on the arse most certainly is ASSault.
This post was edited on 6/16/19 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:53 pm to Tester1216
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You’re lucky I didn’t slap you.
Yeah trust me y’all I seen it.. It’s hugeeeeee
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:54 pm to LSU_Smash_the_West
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Yeah trust me y’all I seen it.. It’s hugeeeeee
*yugeeeeeee
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:55 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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You gonna get me too'd, baw
How the hell his broke, unemployed arse gonna get #metoo’d
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:55 pm to p&g
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I had a small towel that I enjoying popping kids with it to get them going and to hustle.
You must be another Paul Allen alter pervert
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:59 pm to p&g
Good luck on the #MeToo
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:01 pm to p&g
I'd have punched you in the face. I got popped with a towel once that left a welt through blue jeans. Now I'm an advocate for responsible use of towels.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:09 pm to onelochevy
So if I walk up to your wife and slap her on her tit, what would you call it?
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:12 pm to p&g
Did yall win?
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:14 pm to p&g
Didn’t happen
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:19 pm to p&g
quote:
I couldn’t help it, I popped her on her big arse with the towel.
I’m 40. My 13 yr old former self cane out and I just went for it.
I had that loud snap sound. She sorta jumped and jiggled around to see who and what just happened. I just smiled and said snooze you lose.
I some times wonder how the the trump supporting “alphas” and robots of /rk9/ found common ground. Then I read this
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:21 pm to Jones
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what would you call it?
Fiction. Cause ain't no way the OP has a wife.
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