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Dear Internet News Sites (re: "Topless")
Posted on 7/15/15 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 7/15/15 at 3:58 pm
Dear Internet News Sites,
Please find a way to differentiate between pictures of hot celebrity chicks showing wonderfully full-on views of their tee-tays with no pesky fabric obscuring the enjoyment, and disappointing kiss-your-sister shots of aforementioned hot celebrity chicks with (technically) no top clothing but covering up the full view with either hands or strategically placed obscurant of some kind. Please understand that the word "topless" does not mean "can't see a damn thing". It means "Yes. I can see the titties. And they are good. TYVM."
Sincerely,
Hetero Men
(Salma Hayek poses "topless" for Allure magazine... MY arse!)

Please find a way to differentiate between pictures of hot celebrity chicks showing wonderfully full-on views of their tee-tays with no pesky fabric obscuring the enjoyment, and disappointing kiss-your-sister shots of aforementioned hot celebrity chicks with (technically) no top clothing but covering up the full view with either hands or strategically placed obscurant of some kind. Please understand that the word "topless" does not mean "can't see a damn thing". It means "Yes. I can see the titties. And they are good. TYVM."
Sincerely,
Hetero Men
(Salma Hayek poses "topless" for Allure magazine... MY arse!)
Posted on 7/15/15 at 7:36 pm to RockAndRollDetective
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(Salma Hayek poses "topless" for Allure magazine... MY arse!)
I wonder what's missing from this post?
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:40 pm to TigerGman
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I wonder what's missing from this post?
Can't link handbras, you'll have to google it.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 9:10 pm to RockAndRollDetective
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Salma Hayek poses "topless" for Allure magazine... MY arse!)
I clicked here to see if that is what you were taking about and I was right!
Posted on 7/15/15 at 9:37 pm to TigerGman
quote:Salma's nipples.
I wonder what's missing from this post?
Posted on 7/15/15 at 9:38 pm to RockAndRollDetective
Haha....she got you.


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