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re: Dating single mothers and their boobs

Posted on 8/8/20 at 10:50 pm to
Posted by Simmesport
ElDorado Ar
Member since Aug 2019
262 posts
Posted on 8/8/20 at 10:50 pm to
You wish dumb arse
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30246 posts
Posted on 8/8/20 at 11:00 pm to
I have noticed this before. Single mother tits have a more spongy feel to them, like a flabby buttcheek or lose forearm skin instead of the firmness that non mother titties have. I’m over 40 and have feel my share of titties. Babies change tits, I don’t know if the breastfeeding plays a role in to, but something does.

Posted by mametoo
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
3215 posts
Posted on 8/8/20 at 11:09 pm to
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 in hard of


Uh... What?
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/8/20 at 11:11 pm to
Kids suck the meat out of ‘em.
Posted by SpanishFortTiger
Spanish Fort, Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
1662 posts
Posted on 8/8/20 at 11:16 pm to
When I was younger I knew an extremely attractive single mother. Almost broke up with my future wife for her.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7393 posts
Posted on 8/8/20 at 11:28 pm to
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Breastfeeding is trashy. And disgusting.


I love hearing breastfeeding experts say this line:

“The breast is the best.”
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 6:37 am to
quote:

My wife is preg with our first and I'm a dummy about this stuff, what's gonna happen


If you’re this far along and haven’t had a conversation like this...I’m afraid the communication in your marriage is pretty bad.
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 6:48 am to
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The 44 year old I dated a couple months ago was as nutty as the 26 year old I dated two years ago.


And how old are you, spanning this huge age gap?
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12094 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:22 am to
Nothing says DTF than a single mom with fake tits. I remember living in the suburb of a big city for a period of time in my 30s. Those were some good times.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21402 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:23 am to
I would imagine boobs are the most self conscious body part of the female. Unless they have had work done most females don't like their own breasts, or at least find fault in them. And most men think any breasts they are allowed to see are perfect, which is true.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30246 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:10 am to
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I would imagine boobs are the most self conscious body part of the female.


I would guess this too. They are very prominent and obviously of great attraction to a man. I’ve had girls embarrassed that one was bigger than the other (which is supposedly pretty common) and they’ve told me before I even noticed, like they just needed to get it out in the open, ‘off their chest’, literally and figuratively.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:25 am to
quote:

I would imagine boobs are the most self conscious body part of the female


I don't think I ever dated a girl that was self conscious about her boobs, even a couple with really small ones. Legs and/or arse were the most common.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5343 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:56 am to
The best part about banging single moms is the fruit snacks and juice boxes you get after having the sex!
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3404 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:08 am to
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My wife is preg with our first and I'm a dummy about this stuff, what's gonna happen to her titties when tbe breastfeeding starts?


Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:20 am to
If they have a toddler they might be lactating so they are really nice then.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:31 am to
You are getting a lot of downvotes but maybe if some of these kook bitches out rioting felt better about their tits they wouldn't be worthless.

Usually asses are the problem though. All tits have to be is big enough, asses require a lot of upkeep.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202797 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:33 am to
A bunch of rookies in here. If a woman doesn’t like her boobs for whatever reason, that’s the part you pay attention to the most... telling her how nice they are and how much you enjoy them...... the rest is a piece of cake.
Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
3326 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 2:00 pm to
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My wife is preg with our first and I'm a dummy about this stuff, what's gonna happen to her titties when tbe breastfeeding starts?



Those mofos get big af but they are only accessible to the kid for 6-12 months.

Each is probably different but expect some nipple chaffing, bleeding, and nipple to get bigger.

One boob will produce more milk and become the go to tit. Because of the milk production you may have to massage them to break up clots that may form. Nothing pleasant about that.

After 8ish months, they will start to dry up and will deflate and look more like a pancake than those perky things she has now.

All in all, I highly recommend you support the breast feeding effort. My wife nursed our kids for at least 8 months and we have had very little health issues with any of them other than them doing dumbshit.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 2:13 pm to
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And how old are you, spanning this huge age gap?


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