re: Dates Gone Wrong

He knew he'd need pics for the OT to approve

Going to Chimes on a first date = Epic failure.

You must be poor.


Dating a nasty chick with shite stained leggings = We're all laughing at you not with you.

Some gems:

In high school, I got a scholarship from the Baton Rouge Kaycees that also included tickets and ride bracelets to the Baton Rouge state fair. I asked a girl to go with me and she said yes, but stood me up.

On my first date with my SO (at an LSU baseball game), while chewing some gum and cheering after a great play, a little bit of the gum flew out of my mouth and landed on her jeans. I was mortified, but she didn't notice right away so I just tried to not blow the rest of the date, assuming she would notice and that I would never get another date with her. She thought all of the stuff I did later to save the date was cute and she ended up giving me another date. I didn't admit it was my gum until we went out a few more times

When my SO and I made 2 years, I had a date night planned where we would drive to Roberto's River Road and then go to a play at the Manship Theatre (she was required to see it, but it looked like a good one). I had kept where we were going to eat a secret, but she of course, figured it out when I started turning onto river road by LaBearge. Unfortunately, I took a wrong turn on the river road so I ended up looping all around the river and by the time we got to Roberto's, we had to turn around and go back to LSU so as not to be late for the play. She thought the whole thing was hilarious since it was very much so my kind of evening in that respect. After the play, we each had a box combo from Caines to cap our "romantic" evening.

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Dating a nasty chick with shite stained leggings = We're all laughing at you not with you.

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you know what they say man, "if she dooks, she fooks"

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you spend a lot of money on a first date? you beta.

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Most definitely this. Bad, try way too hard idea to take someone out to an expensive first date. That's rookie shite.

I should've known better though, she was from Bassfield, Mississippi. explains a lot now. never went out with her again, but my buddy's ole lady did say she ended up marrying a indian guy and moved to south Carolina a few yrs later.

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im a work right now its on my home pc. post later

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bruh ill post the pic later when I get home...

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TDSNGumbo is that you?

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My gosh this is reminiscent of the GSYP thread (RIP) from a few years ago.

Nurse remembers

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That the same shite thread that sounded like a damn book? Something about in a restaurant or something, right? Someone post that one again so we can check facts...

I've posted this one before but it's still one of my favorite stories I've ever heard:

Went to Comic Con a few years ago.
Didn't dress up.
I'm a fairly handsome man at about 6'5 265lbs.
Friends try and set me up with a cosplay girl they met for a sort of blind date thing.
Meet girl dressed as Power Girl. (hnnnnnnggg)
She comes to my hotel room
We hit it off
We're both sitting on my couch, laughing and having a good time
Tells me all about her costume and how she had to order special spanx so it would look right.
Ask if she's still wearing them.
"Yeah."
We start inching closer and getting a little physical
I'm eating cheetos with one hand and have my arm around her with the other
Out of nowhere, she grabs my cheeto hand and shoves it down the front of her pants
Spanx not a problem
I still have a cheeto clenched in my hand, but she doesn't notice because she has her eyes closed and she's just looking in the air
"Just work your magic, I've never been with a guy before"
I've been with very few woman before this point but I don't say anything
I start rubbing her junk with my finger like the internet told me to
She moans, she says she wants to remember this night forever
"Put a finger in there to. I think I love you already"
My brain has entirely become spaghetti
I take the cheeto that was in my hand and slowly start to move it into her vagina to use as a dildo
She starts moaning but then stops mid moan and looks at me
She pulls my hand out of her pants and sees the cheeto just lying there
She screams "OH MY GOD WHAT THE frick?! YOUR FRIENDS WERE RIGHT! YOU ARE A WEIRD ONE!"
I feel like I've transcended into an ethereal realm of awkwardness
I mutter "I'm d-daaangerously cheesey!"
She says "UGH" and runs out my front door
She never tells anyone because she's so embarrassed
I never date again
Friends forever mock me