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Dad Sayings
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:55 pm
According to my 15-year-old son.
This conversation started over dinner. Rag on Dad night.
1. Do you like it? A question that I usually ask at the dinner table.
2. Jumbo Margarita No Salt. Friday night at the Mexican restaurant.
3. Doesn’t that aggravate you?
4. Clean that shite up.
5. ZACHHHHH!!! That’s our dog.
6. Always have a handful when cleaning thing.
7. Do it right the first time you wouldn’t have to do it the second time.
8. I m going to the Beer store.
9. Don’t touch my shite.
10. You get that from your mother. Critical thinking.
11. USE YOUR NAPKIN.
12. Clean up after yourself.
13. Find something that nobody knows how to do or nobody wants to do.
14. Don’t talk with your mouth full.
15. YOU SMOKIN CRACK!? Walking in his room unannounced. I just started using this one.
This conversation started over dinner. Rag on Dad night.
1. Do you like it? A question that I usually ask at the dinner table.
2. Jumbo Margarita No Salt. Friday night at the Mexican restaurant.
3. Doesn’t that aggravate you?
4. Clean that shite up.
5. ZACHHHHH!!! That’s our dog.
6. Always have a handful when cleaning thing.
7. Do it right the first time you wouldn’t have to do it the second time.
8. I m going to the Beer store.
9. Don’t touch my shite.
10. You get that from your mother. Critical thinking.
11. USE YOUR NAPKIN.
12. Clean up after yourself.
13. Find something that nobody knows how to do or nobody wants to do.
14. Don’t talk with your mouth full.
15. YOU SMOKIN CRACK!? Walking in his room unannounced. I just started using this one.
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Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:56 pm to Dean Dyess
K
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:56 pm to Dean Dyess
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:56 pm to Dean Dyess
Wanna get high?
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:57 pm to Dean Dyess
"You're gonna cause me and your mom to get a divorce if you don't start acting right."
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:57 pm to Dean Dyess
Shut up and listen to your momma, she loves you more.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:57 pm to Dean Dyess
How old are you????
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:58 pm to Dean Dyess
"The wrong kid died."
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:58 pm to Dean Dyess
Start no shite and they’ll be no shite
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:01 pm to SEClint
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:01 pm to Dean Dyess
Wake up people
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:02 pm to Dean Dyess
I always keep a picture of my wife in my wallet.
To remind me why there's no money in it.
To remind me why there's no money in it.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:02 pm to OU Guy
Seems like I always wake up and have to pee about 2 or 3 am.
I guess that's why they call that time the wee hours of the morning.
I guess that's why they call that time the wee hours of the morning.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:02 pm to Dean Dyess
Don’t make me stop this car!
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:03 pm to Dean Dyess
quote:
5. ZACHHHHH!!! That’s our dog.
……afraid to even ask….but what does your son keep doing to the dog?
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:03 pm to OU Guy
Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother.
Wife: Why does it say "Do Not Resuscitate"?
Wife: Why does it say "Do Not Resuscitate"?
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:04 pm to OU Guy
Some might argue for trigonometry or calculus, but I think toilet paper math is the hardest kind of math.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:05 pm to Dean Dyess
It’s not the heat it’s the humidity.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:05 pm to Dean Dyess
"Be nice to Mr Winthrop next door, because he's your real father."
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:05 pm to Dean Dyess
Dumbass
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