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Cyberdyne Systems Update: Skynet has been calling businesses without their knowledge...

Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:54 pm
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:54 pm
Cyberdyne Systems’ front company (Google) debuted a new Skynet AI technology they’ve been developing (codename: Duplex).

At Google’s I/O conference they debuted the results of initial testing of the new tech:

quote:

Today we announce Google Duplex, a new technology for conducting natural conversations to carry out “real world” tasks over the phone. The technology is directed towards completing specific tasks, such as scheduling certain types of appointments. For such tasks, the system makes the conversational experience as natural as possible, allowing people to speak normally, like they would to another person, without having to adapt to a machine.


Skynet v1.0

What freaks me out is how normal Skynet sounds...and how it can understand the heavily accented English the Hot Wok lady talks with.



Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32300 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:58 pm to
You’ve smoked yourself retarded.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:00 pm to
Don’t need pot to be retarded. I was born this way!
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4072 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

What freaks me out is how normal Skynet sounds.
You sure you're not high?
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:13 pm to
I upvoted you for including the sky net gif
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 11:16 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18558 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:18 pm to
I appreciate the fact Skynet knows what my porn searches are gonna be ahead of time and suggests certain videos for me.

Makes my jack sessions much more efficient
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 12:02 am to
How old were you when you were first diagnosed?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40453 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 12:12 am to
quote:

I appreciate the fact Skynet knows what my porn searches are gonna be ahead of time and suggests certain videos for me.


Tell me about it. I haven’t had to fully type out “prostate milking” in months.
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