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re: COVID shown to shrink penis size

Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:19 am to
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
6756 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:19 am to
Also, registering as a Democrat will shrink your brain size.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20083 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:34 am to
quote:

penis had shrunk by an inch and a half
OH NOZ.

I'm gonna be a girl with a hole only 1/2" deep!!!
Posted by daydranking
nunya
Member since Sep 2019
482 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 9:19 am to
Thank god. Now the broads can leave me alone
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7041 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 10:18 am to
It’s settled. The Chinese released the equalizer to compensate for their small pee pees. Bastards.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4633 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 11:55 am to
I am offsetting this by taking 3 Cialis a day.
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6050 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 4:32 pm to
But it does reduce the severity of the virus, which could be very important here.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 5:36 pm to
Glad I didn't catch covid. I can't afford losing 1.5 inches.
This post was edited on 4/17/22 at 5:42 pm
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59160 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

had shrunk by an inch and a half


Y’all laugh, but that would be pretttyyy noticeable for this ol boy.
Posted by LSUgrad04
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
1905 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:09 pm to
You see, had the CDC just led with this shite two years ago, then maybe, just maybe, they could have convinced all of the baws to wear masks and shite.

Had they just said, “COVID will make yo shite shrink!”, they could have nipped this in the bud in small order. Alas, they didn’t, and here we are getting the short end of the stick.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7309 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

It’s true.. I went from 12.5 to 12 inches. Your mother still likes it though.

Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2701 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:27 pm to
i must have contracted Covid back in 1953
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130779 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:28 pm to
shite, I think mine got bigger!

Then smaller


Then bigger!

Then smaller


Then BIGGER!


Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49120 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

Poor fricking Asians 
its why they released it on the rest of the world
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21381 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:28 pm to
When you get to a certain age size is not the primary consideration. The ability and opportunities to use it are much more important.
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