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re: COVID shown to shrink penis size
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:19 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:19 am to theunknownknight
Also, registering as a Democrat will shrink your brain size.
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:34 am to theunknownknight
quote:OH NOZ.
penis had shrunk by an inch and a half
I'm gonna be a girl with a hole only 1/2" deep!!!
Posted on 4/17/22 at 9:19 am to theunknownknight
Thank god. Now the broads can leave me alone
Posted on 4/17/22 at 10:18 am to theunknownknight
It’s settled. The Chinese released the equalizer to compensate for their small pee pees. Bastards.
Posted on 4/17/22 at 11:55 am to theunknownknight
I am offsetting this by taking 3 Cialis a day.
Posted on 4/17/22 at 4:32 pm to noonan
But it does reduce the severity of the virus, which could be very important here.
Posted on 4/17/22 at 5:36 pm to theunknownknight
Glad I didn't catch covid. I can't afford losing 1.5 inches.
This post was edited on 4/17/22 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 4/17/22 at 5:49 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
had shrunk by an inch and a half
Y’all laugh, but that would be pretttyyy noticeable for this ol boy.
Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:09 pm to theunknownknight
You see, had the CDC just led with this shite two years ago, then maybe, just maybe, they could have convinced all of the baws to wear masks and shite.
Had they just said, “COVID will make yo shite shrink!”, they could have nipped this in the bud in small order. Alas, they didn’t, and here we are getting the short end of the stick.
Had they just said, “COVID will make yo shite shrink!”, they could have nipped this in the bud in small order. Alas, they didn’t, and here we are getting the short end of the stick.
Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:12 pm to oVo
quote:
It’s true.. I went from 12.5 to 12 inches. Your mother still likes it though.

Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:27 pm to theunknownknight
i must have contracted Covid back in 1953
Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:28 pm to theunknownknight
shite, I think mine got bigger!
Then smaller
Then bigger!
Then smaller
Then BIGGER!
Then smaller
Then bigger!
Then smaller
Then BIGGER!
Posted on 4/17/22 at 7:14 pm to ItNeverRains
quote:its why they released it on the rest of the world
Poor fricking Asians
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:28 pm to theunknownknight
When you get to a certain age size is not the primary consideration. The ability and opportunities to use it are much more important.
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