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Cops Called To Rescue Lifeless Woman, End Up Saving Inflatable Doll

Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:18 pm
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:18 pm
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Police in Amsterdam were relieved when they broke down an apartment door to rescue what appeared to be a lifeless woman and discovered that “she” was actually a blow-up s*^ doll.

Concerned neighbors called cops on Tuesday after spotting what they thought was a lingerie-clad woman standing, or even hanging, stationary at a window.

Officers rang the property’s buzzer and knocked on the door. But they feared the worst after failing to gain any response. So kicked their way in, expecting to find a dead body, The Daily Dot reports.

“In fact, they found a dead woman, but she was made of plastic and filled with air,” the police posted to Facebook, alongside a picture.

“Relieved,” they added.


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This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 11:20 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:19 pm to
LSU cops on an exchange program?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:19 pm to
I would pump some life into her.
Posted by Rox
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:19 pm to
:noassatall:
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:22 pm to
IWHI
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 2:26 am to
Looks bloated
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:03 am to
pillow queen
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34540 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:07 am to
Upton dye her hair?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:13 am to
Too hot for most of the OT
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:25 am to
Paige, that you?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:32 am to
I sense a Rodney Dangerfield wife joke in there...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:39 am to
Welcome Back Tangerine
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38225 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:02 am to
quote:

Tangerine


good to see you again.
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