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re: Commonly Used Sayings That Dont Make Sense

Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
62924 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Not the sharpest wife in the drawer


Dolls to the wall

Dont know what you got till its dawn
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87391 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to
quote:

This thread is worthless for all in tents and porpoises.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4566 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to
Never understood when a marked man was said to have a bowl's eye on his back?
Posted by LSU2NO
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1942 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:40 am to
This thread is worthless for all intensive porpoises.

I stand corrected.

Bunk Moreland has won this thread. Priceless.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 10:46 am
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
846 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:43 am to
The saying is actually "Like a ball in a 'gina shot". It just means putting things where they don't belong.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 10:45 am
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14672 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:45 am to
I made a comment to my boss about a guy that "he wasn't the brightest bulb in the shed". I had to explain to her that it was a play on words. Turns out she was the dumb arse.

One of my favorites is: "Escape Goat".
Posted by LSU2NO
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1942 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:47 am to
"bowl in a Jhina shop"...

FIFY
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
68006 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:49 am to
quote:

This thread is worthless for all intensive purposes.



This thread is doner then a box of hammers
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137074 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:49 am to
Where are all these alter's coming from?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:50 am to
What does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?!
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10584 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Bunk Moreland



OMG, I'm literally crying laughing.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
68006 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.


I read this entire post In Ricky's voice. Well done.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 10:53 am
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41992 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:53 am to
quote:

This thread is worthless for all intensive purposes.


True, but let's try to stay cool, calm, and collective.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:54 am to
quote:

This thread is doner then a box of hammers


If this threads brains were dynamite it couldnt bowl its own nose
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41992 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:59 am to
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If this threads brains were dynamite it couldnt bowl its own nose



If this thread's brains were electricity, it wouldn't light a firefly's arse.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21752 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Bunk Moreland



Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
35104 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 11:01 am to
Your OP is mind bottling.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6904 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Bunk Moreland


You, sir, are a real dime in the trough.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 11:03 am
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
68006 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 11:03 am to
quote:

this threads brains were dynamite it couldnt bowl its own nose



I never understood why snitches are said to sting like a canary
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 11:05 am
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