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re: Commonly Used Sayings That Dont Make Sense
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to Green Chili Tiger
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to Breesus
quote:
Not the sharpest wife in the drawer
Dolls to the wall
Dont know what you got till its dawn
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
This thread is worthless for all in tents and porpoises.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:38 am to Breesus
Never understood when a marked man was said to have a bowl's eye on his back?

Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:40 am to billwatson1971
This thread is worthless for all intensive porpoises.
I stand corrected.
Bunk Moreland has won this thread. Priceless.
I stand corrected.
Bunk Moreland has won this thread. Priceless.

This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 10:46 am
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:43 am to billwatson1971
The saying is actually "Like a ball in a 'gina shot". It just means putting things where they don't belong.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 10:45 am
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:45 am to billwatson1971
I made a comment to my boss about a guy that "he wasn't the brightest bulb in the shed". I had to explain to her that it was a play on words. Turns out she was the dumb arse.
One of my favorites is: "Escape Goat".
One of my favorites is: "Escape Goat".
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:47 am to billwatson1971
"bowl in a Jhina shop"...
FIFY
FIFY
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:49 am to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
This thread is worthless for all intensive purposes.
This thread is doner then a box of hammers
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:49 am to billwatson1971
Where are all these alter's coming from?
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:50 am to billwatson1971
What does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?!
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:51 am to Bunk Moreland
quote:
Bunk Moreland



Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:51 am to Bunk Moreland
quote:
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
I read this entire post In Ricky's voice. Well done.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 10:53 am
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:53 am to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
This thread is worthless for all intensive purposes.
True, but let's try to stay cool, calm, and collective.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:54 am to Breesus
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This thread is doner then a box of hammers
If this threads brains were dynamite it couldnt bowl its own nose
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:59 am to Placebeaux
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If this threads brains were dynamite it couldnt bowl its own nose
If this thread's brains were electricity, it wouldn't light a firefly's arse.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 11:01 am to billwatson1971
Your OP is mind bottling.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 11:02 am to Bunk Moreland
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Bunk Moreland
You, sir, are a real dime in the trough.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 11:03 am
Posted on 5/18/17 at 11:03 am to Placebeaux
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this threads brains were dynamite it couldnt bowl its own nose
I never understood why snitches are said to sting like a canary
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 11:05 am
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