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re: Classics Board: "How to Deal with Women" posted by Azazello

Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:46 pm to
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Item 5: There is nothing a woman can sniff out like desperation. If you have even one tiny cell of creepy in you, she'll smell it all over you like a possum carcus in the sun. One of the lessons of adulthood is frickING RELAX. Do it, for all our sakes. Don't chase women, for there is no need. Be a man, be yourself, have a good time and get your life in order, and the women will forever come to you. Believe this fellas.....nothing could be truer. If young swingset would have only known this.... but that's another story and it involves copious masturbation and alot of Boone's Farm.


I feel like this post is directed straight at PEEJ
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:59 pm to
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I feel like this post is directed straight at PEEJ


I know WAY more about woman than YOU ever will... If you have A wife... Tell her to come see me.. I will give her the timew off her life PLUS you will be paying out your arse in child support AND alimony...


I am 10 Times the MAN you will ever be....................................
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61491 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:15 pm to
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Treat each woman, no matter who she is, as if she is your best friend's girl.
nah
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:27 pm to
My wife isn't into guys that have a shite bag hanging out their stomach.

She's also not into limp dick trailer trash that has severe blackheads covering their nose.
Posted by FoodExit
Mobile
Member since Jun 2011
955 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:27 pm to
I used to bump that thread once a year for all the young bucks to read. It's just pure awesomeness.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1532 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:47 pm to
Incredible post.

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Women are 95% a product of the relationship (or lack thereof) between they and their fathers.
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You ain't fixing a broken girl, so just run.


Unfortunately, I believe this truly describes what I learned from my ex-girlfriend.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92329 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 8:05 pm to
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Item 10: These playbooks are terrible. If you truly believe in any of this or any of that Rollo Tomassi trash, wouldn't you automatically always feel inferior to the person that came up with it, thus forever rendering you a permanent, everlasting "beta"?
Almost 100% of that post is dead on. Stop being a bitch.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 8:16 pm to
I never understood that stuff. You treat a girl like shite so she'll get with you? Maybe that works for trashy girls. What happens the next day? Keep treating her like shite? And what happens when she discovers you are completely faking your personality? She's gonna sniff that one out as soon as the seven cranberry vodkas wear off.

I think some classes teaching people how to have a conversation would do them better. No doubt if they have trouble talking to girls, they have trouble in other social areas. Hell, people would learn a lot by turning their fricking phones off in public and forcing themselves to mentally be in the same place they are physically.


Faking your personality and constantly talking down to people to make yourself look better is no way to go about life. Props to the pick up artist guys though. Even though they are about as douchey as it gets, they found a market worth millions.
This post was edited on 1/29/17 at 8:18 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61491 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 8:41 pm to
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I think some classes teaching people how to have a conversation would do them better. No doubt if they have trouble talking to girls
I know the old adage is guys have a hard time talking to girls, and that is absolutely true, but millennial girls are fricking terrible conversationalists. Maybe they need some help taking to guys too.
Posted by djmicrobe
Planet Earth
Member since Jan 2007
4970 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 11:26 pm to
Many of the millennials have Emotional Deprivation Disorder. Google it.
Posted by FrancisCostello
Member since Dec 2013
276 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 12:37 am to
Literally the GOAT post
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