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re: Circumcision—Yay or Nay?
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:33 pm to Evil Little Thing
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:33 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:no bc if you actually love someone it shouldn’t matter
chicks shouldn’t have penis preferences.
If a chick HAS a penis preference - I’d consider that a red flag
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Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:33 pm to AllbyMyRelf
Yay. If you want your kid to have a porn career to fall back on you need to have the kid cut. Plus if he ever converts to Judaism it makes things easier.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:34 pm to Thundercles
quote:or if he plays for Wake Forest
If you don't do it he will feel incredibly awkward in middle and high school showers as he will be probably the only one like him.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:35 pm to Thundercles
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It will have no bearing on his adult life and won't slow down his sex life at all either way.
Being uncut is a fetish for gay dudes. Just saying.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:35 pm to Thundercles
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If you don't do it he will feel incredibly awkward in middle and high school showers as he will be probably the only one like him.
Replace "dick" with "big left toe."
Imagine making the same argument, with the same justification.
This post was edited on 6/20/23 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:35 pm to AllbyMyRelf
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:37 pm to danilo
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God makes no mistakes. Don’t mutilate him like that.
God told the Jews who gave us Christianity to get cut. If getting it done was mandated by God who could it be bad?
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:37 pm to AllbyMyRelf
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:42 pm to Ralph_Wiggum
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God told the Jews who gave us Christianity to get cut. If getting it done was mandated by God who could it be bad?
You forgot that whole new covenant part I guess
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:44 pm to GreenRockTiger
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no bc if you actually love someone it shouldn’t matter
If a chick HAS a penis preference - I’d consider that a red flag
Is it though?
I have a preference for No fat chicks, I like Blondes and brunettes with medium to shoulder length hair. I also have a preference against very dark skin women.
Nothing wrong with having preferences, people like what they like...
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:45 pm to Dragula
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I have a preference for No fat chicks,
Probably should outfit our newborn females with gastric sleeves.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:45 pm to tiger1014
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You forgot that whole new covenant part I guess
Jesus was circumcised.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:46 pm to Grievous Angel
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Probably should outfit our newborn females with gastric sleeves.
You might be one to something, hoss.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:47 pm to Ralph_Wiggum
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Jesus was circumcised.
Because he was a jew
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:49 pm to Dragula
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Nothing wrong with having preferences, people like what they like...
You’ve clearly looked at too many women. Red flag
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:52 pm to Grievous Angel
All this talk about male circumcision and not one mention of whether or not women should circumcise their penises.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 7:53 pm to Evil Little Thing
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You’ve clearly looked at too many women. Red flag
Guilty...
Women are beautiful creatures.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 8:13 pm to AllbyMyRelf
Circumcision can save him the pain and agony of getting a popcorn kernel or husk stuck under his foreskin. If you doubt what I say, ask anyone who has experienced the problem and you will better understand the pain involved if/when this happens.
My vote is get him clipped.
Another problem is the ridicule he will get from his friends at the gym when he gets it pierced and hangs a 12 foot long log chain from the foreskin so he can run away with the circus. The benefits he will see from the freak show fans at the county fair will not make up for how his friends treat him.
If you don't get him clipped, then have the Gettysburg Address tattooed on the foreskin so he will have a chance at earning some kind of Freak Show living later on in life.
My vote is get him clipped.
Another problem is the ridicule he will get from his friends at the gym when he gets it pierced and hangs a 12 foot long log chain from the foreskin so he can run away with the circus. The benefits he will see from the freak show fans at the county fair will not make up for how his friends treat him.
If you don't get him clipped, then have the Gettysburg Address tattooed on the foreskin so he will have a chance at earning some kind of Freak Show living later on in life.
This post was edited on 6/20/23 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 6/20/23 at 8:14 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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Circumcision greatly increases the chances of getting laid.
I call BS. I got snipped and didn’t get laid for 15 years.
Posted on 6/20/23 at 8:17 pm to AllbyMyRelf
No brainer. Yay.
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