re: Christmas Eve Eve Drinking Real Talk Thread

Posted by YoungManOldMan

Member since Dec 2017

1882 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:09 pm to Aspercel

I’m marrying a Christian woman who doesn’t like when I drink or dip. I can no longer do these things as apparently it has become a deal breaker.

I am dry as 70 yr old pussy on Miami Beach.

Posted by Traveler

I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow

Member since Sep 2003

26623 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:10 pm to Aspercel

I don't know why, I thought you flew up there. I'm sure the traffic was a goat rope. Weather delays too?

Posted by Aspercel

Member since Jan 2009

117554 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:18 pm to Traveler

No weather delays, just holiday traffic.

Would have flown if not for the dog

This post was edited on 12/23/17 at 10:25 pm

Posted by LSUgirl4

Member since Sep 2009

39501 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:25 pm to Aspercel

i'm drinking tonight. i'm tired and need to sleep asap.

Posted by Aspercel

Member since Jan 2009

117554 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:26 pm to LSUgirl4

Hi g4

Posted by LSUgirl4

Member since Sep 2009

39501 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:28 pm to Aspercel

you said fricking.

i never see you curse.

quote:
fricking love blues brothers

Posted by Aspercel

Member since Jan 2009

117554 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:35 pm to LSUgirl4

Me? Really?

I have a horrible mouth

Posted by saint tiger225

San Diego

Member since Jan 2011

49211 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:39 pm to weagle99

Is this a Saturday night lnst?

Drinking on just a little maker's and smoking on just a little granddaddy purp.

quote:
I sincerely wish the best for all of you this Holiday Season.

And to you and your family as well.

This post was edited on 12/23/17 at 10:40 pm

Posted by FCP

Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra

Member since Sep 2010

5216 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:40 pm to weagle99

quote:
One can’t help but wonder what the people who are gone from your life are doing this Christmas.

Mine was a rail-thin bitch I met at college who smuggled quite a few gallons of E&J Brandy into Tiger Stadium for me back in the Archer/Hallman days. We definitely needed it--football sucked. Not sure if she even drank. She did frick, though, and I damn near wore that thing out every chance I got. Hell, I was broken up from her, dating another chick, and planning to get engaged--all while still knocking the bottom out of that voodoo poonanny a couple of times a month. Finally gave it up when I got formally engaged, and, per FB, she has now finally moved on to someone else as well.

Maybe 40/50 years from now we'll meet up in a nursing home, and I'll get a chance to score my first octogenarian poon with that fricking fantastic freak. Hope she's rubbing one out right now and thinking about me.

Posted by aVatiger

Water

Member since Jan 2006

27967 posts

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:43 pm to weagle99

Checking in

mostly Maine IPAs, white pints, pappy 15yr and a mf abita strawberry for me. I'm gonna go outside and smoke a mf pipe of VA gold I grew three years ago because of course I am.