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Casket from WalMart?

Posted on 6/14/20 at 9:14 am
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 9:14 am
If the price is right I would not care.

The problem is the delivery date. Do we have to leave the body in a fridge while we wait over a week?

WalMart
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 9:16 am to
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Do we have to leave the body in a fridge while we wait over a week?



some people use the morgue, but if your fridge is big enough, why not?
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 9:21 am to
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some people use the morgue, but if your fridge is big enough, why not?


It would have to be the kitchen fridge because I sure as hell would not clear out the beer fridge.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39815 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 9:22 am to
Here is a better deal

St Joseph Abbey casket
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 9:25 am to
Why a casket in the 1st place?

Why all the preservation of the corpse to then bury it in the dirt/clay/soil/rocks?

That corpse has about $5 in mineral value tops. Why spend $10k or more to "preserve" it?

If going as far as the $10k, why not go ahead and do like some of the Central American tribes and just prop dear old dad up in the corner of the living room and pass him down to the kids when they prop you up next to him and their grandma?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9013 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 9:25 am to
Wasn't this in idiocracy? Where your baw was walking through Costco?
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4344 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 9:53 am to
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Here is a better deal

St Joseph Abbey casket

Nice for the price! Here’s a little cheaper model
LINK https://allthingsfuneral.shop/collections/
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 10:02 am to
Can i use a coupon
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8543 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 10:27 am to
can i write a check? lol

In all seriousness...Give me that St Joseph abbey box.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9679 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 2:31 pm to
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Here is a better deal


My Mom And Dad were both buried in caskets from there.


Simple,expert woodworking results in a fine product from the Monks. Prepay about 2500 per and they will deliver when needed.

They also make urns out of cypress for those that choose to be cremated. I picked one up from there to put my BIL in. I took him for a ride around town before he was interred.

I sure do miss those people.
This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 2:34 pm
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10765 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 4:24 pm to
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Why all the preservation of the corpse to then bury it in the dirt/clay/soil/rocks?
Why not just put the deceased in a hefty bag at the curb or toss em in the fireplace?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 6:30 pm to
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Why not just put the deceased in a hefty bag at the curb or toss em in the fireplace?


Body bag at the morgue and then cremation is not far off. However, due to making a living off the dead that's still gonna run about $1k minimum.
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