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re: Car parks on top of '59 Corvette at Walmart
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:41 pm to TulaneFan
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:41 pm to TulaneFan
No biggie, Murphy's Law is not only real, it is certain.
In late 80's I restored a 1969 Jaguar XKE convertable, ground up. 18 months later I finally went to pick it up at paint shop, which took an agonizing 3 months. The owner unlocked the bay, let his guard dog in, the spastic Doberman charged his master, happy to see him and its chain maxed out by raking the side of my freshly painted car.
I'm furious, thinking, just let me get it on the road one time so I can wreck it myself. On the way home, I stop in a convenience store, not a car in the lot, parked 20' to right of the door, while inside, a big ghetto land yacht rolls right next to my car, the 380 lb. driver swings open his door right into my car.
That day.... I decided to never own anything without being able afford AND accept that it IS going to get trashed.
In late 80's I restored a 1969 Jaguar XKE convertable, ground up. 18 months later I finally went to pick it up at paint shop, which took an agonizing 3 months. The owner unlocked the bay, let his guard dog in, the spastic Doberman charged his master, happy to see him and its chain maxed out by raking the side of my freshly painted car.
I'm furious, thinking, just let me get it on the road one time so I can wreck it myself. On the way home, I stop in a convenience store, not a car in the lot, parked 20' to right of the door, while inside, a big ghetto land yacht rolls right next to my car, the 380 lb. driver swings open his door right into my car.
That day.... I decided to never own anything without being able afford AND accept that it IS going to get trashed.
This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:43 pm to TulaneFan
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What in the actual frick? How did this person ever get a drivers license?
5 star thread
Don't worry about not posting the only part of this story that matters: the picture
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:49 pm to TulaneFan
That was Friday's front page story on the corvette forum. I believe it involved a cheating husband......
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:54 pm to TulaneFan
You know those padded, waist-high yellow poles in WalMart parking lots?
I saw a Pontiac atop one of those frickers once.
I saw a Pontiac atop one of those frickers once.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:57 pm to TulaneFan
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After a parking maneuver went wrong, a blue Ford ended up on top of a 1959 Corvette in a Walmart parking lot in Englewood, Florida, on Thursday, March 2
The driver of the Ford should be executed and their car shitty Fusion should be burned to the ground.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:59 pm to TulaneFan
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Englewood
Always up to no good!
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:52 pm to TulaneFan
I wouldn't feel safe just driving in front of walmart much less parking there.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:01 pm to TulaneFan
Not clicking link but who the hell parks a 59 vette at a Walmart?
Idiot
Idiot
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