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re: Car parks on top of '59 Corvette at Walmart

Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:41 pm to
No biggie, Murphy's Law is not only real, it is certain.

In late 80's I restored a 1969 Jaguar XKE convertable, ground up. 18 months later I finally went to pick it up at paint shop, which took an agonizing 3 months. The owner unlocked the bay, let his guard dog in, the spastic Doberman charged his master, happy to see him and its chain maxed out by raking the side of my freshly painted car.

I'm furious, thinking, just let me get it on the road one time so I can wreck it myself. On the way home, I stop in a convenience store, not a car in the lot, parked 20' to right of the door, while inside, a big ghetto land yacht rolls right next to my car, the 380 lb. driver swings open his door right into my car.

That day.... I decided to never own anything without being able afford AND accept that it IS going to get trashed.
This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 7:44 pm
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:43 pm to
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What in the actual frick? How did this person ever get a drivers license?



5 star thread

Don't worry about not posting the only part of this story that matters: the picture

Posted by Nawlinsboyinbossier
Bossier City
Member since Feb 2014
690 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:49 pm to
That was Friday's front page story on the corvette forum. I believe it involved a cheating husband......
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:54 pm to
You know those padded, waist-high yellow poles in WalMart parking lots?

I saw a Pontiac atop one of those frickers once.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:57 pm to
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After a parking maneuver went wrong, a blue Ford ended up on top of a 1959 Corvette in a Walmart parking lot in Englewood, Florida, on Thursday, March 2


The driver of the Ford should be executed and their car shitty Fusion should be burned to the ground.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:59 pm to
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Englewood


Always up to no good!
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26601 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:52 pm to
I wouldn't feel safe just driving in front of walmart much less parking there.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:01 pm to
Not clicking link but who the hell parks a 59 vette at a Walmart?

Idiot
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