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re: Brain Fart Moments
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:22 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:22 pm to Ramblin Wreck
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Brain Fart Moments
I think one is currently ongoing and is headed up by the Louisiana governor.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:42 pm to Jim Rockford
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One time I came back home after being gone overnight to find my front door standing wide open, just like I had left it.
Most underrated post I've seen in a while.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:45 pm to Ramblin Wreck
My wife had a Nissan Xterra years ago. I drove it to the barber shop and on the way every time I hit the breaks I heard them grind. When I got to the barbershop I stuck my finger on the caliper to see how bad the pads were worn. My Finger almost exploded it was so fricking hot.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:48 pm to Ramblin Wreck
This reads like a “tell me your best gettin high story” thread,
You
Are
Not
Worthy

You
Are
Not
Worthy


Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:49 pm to eddieray
I've expertly put a box of cereal right back in the fridge a time or two 

Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:52 pm to eScott
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Used my finger to do a quick clean up along the inside diameter of the can
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That is the fattest thing I've ever read.
That would be if he used his tongue to lick it out and slice his tongue.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 4:01 pm to Ramblin Wreck
My motorcycle ran out of gas one night but I was sure that it had gas in the tank so I opened the cap and looked but it was too dark to see so I flicked my Bic lighter to get a better look.
In my defense there was alcohol involved and my eyelashes, eyebrows, and mustache did grow back.
(For fans of classis motorcycles, it was a 1972 Kawasaki 750 Mach IV.)
In my defense there was alcohol involved and my eyelashes, eyebrows, and mustache did grow back.
(For fans of classis motorcycles, it was a 1972 Kawasaki 750 Mach IV.)
Posted on 7/23/20 at 4:05 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Had a big bowl or rice and gravy and was chasing it down with some cold milk. Went to refill the milk but watched myself fill the bowl to the brim, put milk back in icebox, and sit down to shove a spoon full of milk into my mouth before i realized what i had done.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 4:16 pm to Korkstand
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bean dip. Once wanted to get the residue out of a can to finish it off. Used my finger to do a quick clean up along the inside diameter of the can.
That is the fattest thing I've ever read.
Ole baw probably didn't let it got to waste. I would bet he licked his bloody finger and residue.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 4:17 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Similar thing as your cut: was turning some 303 stainless steel on the lathe one day. That stuff is really stringy when turning and won't hardly make a chip that will break. Anyway, a big long string about .030" wide comes off straight towards me. I had pliers in my right hand and had been using them for the previous cuts. For some unknown reason, my dumbass reached right out and grabbed it with my left hand. Cut like butter down to the bone of my index finger (you could see the notch on an x-ray.
I'm lucky it didn't take the top half of the finger, or worse, pull my whole arm into the chuck. It splattered blood all over the wall like something out of a movie
I'm lucky it didn't take the top half of the finger, or worse, pull my whole arm into the chuck. It splattered blood all over the wall like something out of a movie

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