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re: Bought some Liquid arse fart spray.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 11:09 pm to namvet6566
Posted on 8/8/18 at 11:09 pm to namvet6566
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are you a 6 year old?? you cannot be to smart either
You don’t have to be smart to laugh at a fart, but you’d be stupid not to
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 11:14 pm to Cool Hand Luke
1. If the bathroom at work has one of those automatic air fresheners that spritzes every so often, open it up and pour liquid arse in the dispenser. They’d never figure out why the smell wouldn’t go away.
2. Pour out wife’s perfume and replace with liquid arse.
2. Pour out wife’s perfume and replace with liquid arse.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 11:21 pm to Cool Hand Luke
Wait for a day you want to go home and spray it up in the AC vents when nobody is looking. They'll think it's a gas leak. Waste some taxpayer money having the Fire Department come out. Waste company money having to get all the gas lines and AC inspected.
Had a dumbass dishwasher pull this stunt back in 09. Bar was shut down for 3 days because of it. Ended up telling us he pretty much poured the bottle out into the duct, thought it'd be funny. I got paid for my time off so it honestly wasnt bad
Had a dumbass dishwasher pull this stunt back in 09. Bar was shut down for 3 days because of it. Ended up telling us he pretty much poured the bottle out into the duct, thought it'd be funny. I got paid for my time off so it honestly wasnt bad
This post was edited on 8/8/18 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 8/8/18 at 11:46 pm to SeabrookTiger
Posted on 8/9/18 at 12:01 am to Byrdybyrd05
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Byrdybyrd05
The cockroach at the end...…….
Posted on 8/9/18 at 12:23 am to Cool Hand Luke
They claim it's "soul shattering" lol. It must be potent .
Posted on 8/9/18 at 12:36 am to Cool Hand Luke
Me and some friends would go and spray it during Black Friday at the mall. People would be running from the area that got sprayed it was hilarious
Posted on 8/9/18 at 5:12 am to Cool Hand Luke
All i’ll say as it almost costs some people their job at my work. If you spray that on people’s clothes, it stays until it gets washed out. People were ready to fight after being sprayed with it at 8am and had to work with that following them around until 4:30pm in the summer heat. I wasn’t happy about getting sprayed, but I laughed a good bit when I saw other people’s reactions.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 5:54 am to Cool Hand Luke
Man I need this stuff for the dispatch office at work - they're some of the most miserable people on earth and could use some fresh air.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 6:02 am to Cool Hand Luke
Posted on 8/9/18 at 8:44 am to Cool Hand Luke
That stuff is awful. The smell doesn’t go away, so make sure you spray it far away from your desk
Posted on 8/9/18 at 8:47 am to PenguinPubes
Posted on 8/9/18 at 12:36 pm to namvet6566
"are you a 6 year old?? you cannot be to smart"
I guess I'm smart enough to know the difference between to and too.
I guess I'm smart enough to know the difference between to and too.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 12:38 pm to Cool Hand Luke
put your head inside of a garbage bag and fill the bag with the spray.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 12:57 pm to Cool Hand Luke
Dudes in my high school used to spray that shite in class a lot. It would clear the room. Got us out of a few pop quizzes 
One of my friends got tossed out of a Zephyrs game for spraying it on the mascot once
One of my friends got tossed out of a Zephyrs game for spraying it on the mascot once
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