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Body found in Ohio nature preserve turns out to be sex doll

Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:22 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39739 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:22 am
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Authorities found a body in a nature preserve Thursday in southwest Ohio, but it was an investigation they were able to close quickly.

That's because the "body" was a life-size sex doll in a garbage bag.


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Police also initially thought the doll was a body and called the county coroner to the scene.

It wasn't until coroner investigators reached the doll that they realized it wasn't human, reports say.
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6824 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:23 am to
Corener: "I'm going to take this doll for...evidence. Yeah, evidence."
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:24 am to
I told that bitch to make me a sandwich...she just sat there.

ETA: And that was my 5,000th post. I should have started a sex doll babe thread.
This post was edited on 9/28/18 at 7:26 am
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32431 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:25 am to
This is sexist and SJWs will be protesting on CNN at noon.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:25 am to
What a waste. That could have made someone very happy.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76774 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:25 am to
so the " someone is tired of putting up with her shite" thing applies to sex dolls too now?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30430 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:26 am to
IWHI
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:29 am to
quote:

ETA: And that was my 5,000th post. I should have started a sex doll babe thread.


Here's one for the Arkansas fans.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:32 am to
Some dudes wife just 86’d his side piece
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:38 am to
Show me a sex doll, and I’ll show you a man tired of her shite.

ETA dammit morbid
This post was edited on 9/28/18 at 7:39 am
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61789 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:39 am to
Wonder if they’ll be able to scrape up enough DNA evidence to bring the perpetrators to justice?

After all, It’s not really sex trafficking. More like sex littering.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76774 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Show me a sex doll, and I’ll show you a man tired of her shite.

ETA dammit morbid



Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 8:12 am to
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Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 8:19 am to
Owlie practicing for his next career move of serial killa.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26120 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 8:21 am to
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I should have started a sex doll babe thread.


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