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re: Big fat girls with pretty faces

Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Disclaimer: I've never been with a big girl before - and this girl is pretty chunked up. Probably 5'6" 250



Pretty chunked up?!?! 250 at 5'6" is fvcking sumo wrestler weight. I don't associate with a single guy who is that fat let alone a girl I'd hookup with.

I also have zero clue how a chick that fat wouldn't have eighteen chins. How is she "pretty"?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:32 pm to
How am I trashy? I just said I wouldn't do it phaggot
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59707 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:32 pm to
dibs on left roll
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13306 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

I have a fiance, but I was just thinking to myself that if I didnt, I might give her the business.

You aren't married. Spray her with mighty force.
Posted by CMBears1259
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
4034 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

give the best blow jobs

Truth!!!
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29943 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:32 pm to
quote:


Pretty chunked up?!?! 250 at 5'6" is fvcking sumo wrestler weight. I don't associate with a single guy who is that fat let alone a girl I'd hookup with.

I also have zero clue how a chick that fat wouldn't have eighteen chins. How is she "pretty"?


In all honesty, at this size, its not the looks that concern me. Its the possible smell. That is the kind of thing that could haunt you for years.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83943 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:33 pm to
Just know your fiancee thinks about cheating whenever she meets a black dude in an elevator.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12237 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:33 pm to
Just roll her around in flour and find the wet spot. Could be fun.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23832 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:34 pm to
Hangout with her after work in a private setting. See what happens.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24966 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

250


That's just too big for anything other than a blow job. Way too much fat to deal with for anything else.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59707 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:35 pm to
steamroller!
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13934 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

the possible smell....haunt you for years


I still have nighmares and a dislike of Las Palmas


Just play it off smoothly - "You know, I'd really like to take a shower with you first."
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:36 pm to
found this on the internets:



she's probably the size of this girl (2 middle pictures)

She's a biggin
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83943 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:36 pm to
Agreed
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50896 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

I've never been with a big girl before




Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22126 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

You're get a chub from a fat girl?


We're talking potential pornstar level BJ here - it could happen.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29943 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

found this on the internets:


Day 81 looks like she could suit up for the Tide at MLB. Get Sabes this btches number!
Posted by SeauxLeauxHeaux
Member since Mar 2014
528 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:38 pm to
shite idk man thats a whole lotta woman. That face better be amazing
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12237 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:38 pm to
If it were a one time thing, on a trip, and I'd know I wouldn't see them again, I'd plow the last two girls.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83943 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:38 pm to
Tell her you'll hit it if she gets down to 220
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