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re: best way to defend against or deter a pitbull attack?

Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:31 am to
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
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Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:41 am to
I would give it the Mike Vick signature move. Raise it over my head and then body slam as hard as possible.
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:47 am to
.45 ACP
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:14 am to
My sister was attacked by two pits while walking her border collie. Her dog did his best to fight them off until a neighbor ran over and threw them off of her like rag dolls. She was lucky he was there, but they still tore her foot/ankle up.

Posted by LSU5803
Lafayette, La
Member since Jul 2004
1124 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:31 am to
wasp spray that shoots a 20-25ft stream
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:55 am to
When I was a kid a pit bull charged me when I was riding my bike and knocked me down. He tried to attack me when I was on the ground so I just started kicking at his face as hard as I could (I was sitting on my arse) I got a couple good kicks in and he whimpered a little so I jumped up and delivered one last kick as hard as I could to the side of his head. Pretty sure it almost knocked him out because he ran off and was swaying all over the place. So my advice if you get attacked is to fall on your arse and start kicking and screaming like a girl
This post was edited on 3/1/16 at 9:56 am
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:03 am to
Hang out with slow people.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 4:49 am to
Do you think Daniel boone, or Davy Crockett would be worried about some dog? Jim bridger kit carson. No. They wouldn't. Well neither do I.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 4:52 am to
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Finger up the pooper.


Works if your old lady is attacking you too.


Hell, works with just about anybody.




The universal attention-getter.
Posted by skuter
P'ville
Member since Jan 2005
6244 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:21 am to
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you are not carrying a gun


Lost me right there
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:42 am to
things I actually might have access to in an instant.

my electronic car key deep into the eye.

thumb into the eye.

pen into the eye.







Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64959 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:54 am to
My HK USP 9 will do just fine.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:01 am to
quote:

best way to defend against or deter a pitbull attack?
some old dude once told me this: you look it in the eyes, and in a very soft voice, you sing "Viva Las Vegas"...I have never tried this but apparently this will make the dog less aggressive.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7174 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 4:32 pm to
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Baseball bat. A highly effective weapon against all sorts of canines....

This. When I used to walk the neighborhood I would carry a shorter than normal aluminum baseball bat. One day a mix breed 'pit bull ' came running at me from someone's backyard. When I faced him head on with both arms extended with the bat in my right hand, he turned and hauled his arse!
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