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re: Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:15 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:15 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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How can he be a home wrecker if the girl isn't married?
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homewrecker
One who comes into your life, and screws it all up. This involves stealing your boyfriend/girlfriend, puppy, your friends, until they pretty much take over your entire life.
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:20 pm to LNCHBOX
Great, that'll give you something to do when I'm not around.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:21 pm to LNCHBOX
Probably the worst description I have ever heard on here.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:22 pm to au21tigers
I'm guessing that was funnier in your head.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:22 pm to HeadSlash
"your personal problems are no concern of mine"
my brother once said this to a woman when she said she was married..i was there and it worked..he is a home wrecker..
my brother once said this to a woman when she said she was married..i was there and it worked..he is a home wrecker..
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:22 pm to HeadSlash
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:23 pm to HeadSlash
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Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."
That's wonderful. Now the wife and I have a double for tennis at the country club.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:25 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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Probably the worst description I have ever heard on here.
I'm sorry the word doesn't pertain only to married people.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:28 pm to LNCHBOX
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LNCHBOX
you've been cuckolded before I take it?
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:28 pm to LNCHBOX
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I'm sorry the word doesn't pertain only to married people.
Interesting. The only definition I have ever seen involves married people. Even listed in wiki as that...
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A homewrecker (sometimes styled as home wrecker or home-wrecker) is a person, object or activity that causes the breakup of a marriage (or similar partnership), or comes close to doing so. The homewrecker is said to have taken one of the spouses away from the marriage, "wrecking" the marital home
Now if there are other definitions, then there are...
This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:28 pm to rondo
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you've been cuckolded before I take it?
Because I wouldn't pursue a person in a relationship? Care to walk me through that logic?
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:29 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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Interesting. The only definition I have ever seen involves married people. Even listed in wiki as that...
Well we all know wiki is an irrefutable source and certainly the only place to get the definition of a popular term.
ETA: This post should be read laughing, and not angrily
This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:31 pm to HeadSlash
Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score
ETA Ah damn saw another person put that
ETA Ah damn saw another person put that
This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:32 pm to LNCHBOX
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Because I wouldn't pursue a person in a relationship? Care to walk me through that logic?
you just come across as....damaged.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:33 pm to rondo
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you just come across as....damaged.
Because I pick from the millions of other fish in the sea?
Go on.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:37 pm to QJenk
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I'll usually respond with a sarcastic remark. Like a "Cool story, bro" or "And your point is..." or sometimes ill pull out the "thats cool, I have a gf, but what does that have to do with our conversation?"
I swear. With some people, you cannot win if you're being hit on and you have a BF.
If you tell him too soon that you have a BF, it's completely irrelevant and he tries to make you look like an idiot for assuming that he's hitting on you just for chatting with you.
If you don't tell him soon enough, you're a bitch for "leading him on" and not telling him about your boyfriend immediately.
*Many guys, not all.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:37 pm to LNCHBOX
Most hot, not batshit crazy girls are in a relationship, and most of them will trade the old one in for a new one if given the chance. If you limit yourself to only single girls, you've eliminated a lot of potentials.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 1:38 pm to ZacAttack
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Most hot, not batshit crazy girls are in a relationship, and most of them will trade the old one in for a new one if given the chance. If you limit yourself to only single girls, you've eliminated a lot of potentials.
So I want a girl that will drop me at the first time she gets hit on by someone else?
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:00 pm to LouisianaLady
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If you tell him too soon that you have a BF, it's completely irrelevant and he tries to make you look like an idiot for assuming that he's hitting on you just for chatting with you.
It probably isn't just chatting but it's a way to disarm
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If you don't tell him soon enough, you're a bitch for "leading him on" and not telling him about your boyfriend immediately.
We have a retort for everything.
Still stand by that guys and girls can't be friends... I know there are exceptions but it is the general rule
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:02 pm to HeadSlash
Wheres my girl. Probably with your man. Can we frick?
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