Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go hunting in the woods but before they make it to the deer stand, Boudreaux gets hit with da cramps and has to take a huge $hit. He tells Thib, "Go ahead to da deer stand and I meet you dare, my stomach ain't right and I need to go $shite behind dat tree over there before I crap my pants" Thib said ok Boudreaux, do what you gotta do. So Thib goes to the deer stand and about an hour goes by and no sign of Boudreaux, Thibodeaux sees a huge buck and shoots it dead. Now he is excited and wants to tell Boudreaux and goes looking for him only to find him sleeping by the tree. Thib says ohh I'm a play a trick on Boudreaux, I'm a gut this deer and put all the intestines under Boudreaux and make him think he $hit his guts out.
Thibodeaux does this and goes back to the deer stand and 2 hours later Bodreaux comes hobbling up to stand yelling at Thibodeaux. He says Thibodeaux! Thibodeaux, you never gonna believe what happened. Thib says oh my god, what happened? Boudreaux yelled, I was taking a huge $hit over by dat tree and it was so bad I fell asleep and must have $hit my guts out. Thib say Oh my Boudreaux, we need to take you to the doctor? Boudreaux says, No No No its ok, I put them all back with these two fingers. :)

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Posted by LSUballs

RayVegas LA

Member since Feb 2008

40375 posts

Posted on 1/22/19 at 8:20 am to Vanilla Ice

Boudreaux goes to the a lawyer to get himself a divorce.

Lawyer: I see you're wanting a divorce Boudreaux , do you have any grounds?

Boudreaux: Grounds? Yea I got some grounds. I got Farty acres down sout of Ville Platte.

Lawyer: No, no Boudreaux, do you have a case?

Boudreaux: Case? Nah I aint got no Case but I gots a John Deere. That's what I work them grounds wit me.

Lawyer: No Boudreaux that's not what I mean. Do you have a grudge?

Boudreaux: Yes I gots a grudge. That's what I park that John Deere under.

Lawyer: No Boudreaux, listen. You have to have a reason to file for divorce. Is there something your wife has done to you? Is she a mean to you? Is she a nagger?

Boudreaux: Nagger? Nah lawyer she aint no nagger. But she had that little nagger baby and dats why come I want this divorce.

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Posted by Breaux

Member since Nov 2005

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Posted on 1/22/19 at 8:46 am to Vanilla Ice

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes."

Thibodeaux thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Boudreaux goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Boudreaux says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Boudreaux shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Thibodeaux at the bar. He tells Thibodeaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Thibodeaux says, "What's that?"

'Boudreaux says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."

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