re: Best Bomb Threat or Similar Stories

back in the early 90s i was working for a business supply company (now out of business)

i left the office one morning to go on some sales calls out of town, ended up not getting back til almost closing time

when i came in the gal on the sales floor eyed me suspiciously and asked “where did you say you were today?”

after i told her where i was and with whom, she relaxed a little and said, “not long after you left, some pervert called in a bomb threat”

“thats terrible,” i replied, “but what makes you call him a pervert?”

“he said he was calling from a room in the hotel across the highway with a pair of high-power binoculars, and that he was going to set off a bomb in the building unless the female employees came out into the parking lot and took off all their clothes…but only the attractive ones”

the never found out who it was