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re: Because it's the USMC birthday, I would like to make fun of the other Branches.

Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:14 am to
Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10991 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:14 am to
All I read is, my girl was stolen by a Marine. Now I have a vendetta. It's gonna be fine I promise. America doesn't need a Marine Corps but the want us, for one reason. We are the finest fighting force top to bottom in the world. There is a reason we are the POTUS' fighting force and do his flying in a rotary. We also are with the Dept. Of State to protect Embassies, not the Army. Everyone trusts a Marine to keep them safe as opposed to a Soldier.

Edit: so please keep going us that RAH RAH soldier BS we always hear. I've heard it all, as well as many soldiers say, "I'd have joined the Marine Corps but,...."
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 12:22 am
Posted by King Teal
The Last Banana Republic
Member since Sep 2016
988 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:20 am to
Hey, last time I checked, a marine started this thread solely to make fun of other branches

No, you're right, that's not a chip on the shoulder...
Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10991 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:26 am to
Oh boohoo, we pride ourselves in being the finest fighting force out there. To be a Marine, you have to be a cocky SOB. You are just a salty little girl who still thinks we are fodder.

We do more than the Army, which less funding, manpower and outdated equipment.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38339 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:27 am to
I've only worked around marines once. They would bark at us in the chow hall. They were a reserve air traffic control unit.
Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10991 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:30 am to
Hey never said we were perfect, but bet you most of them would out shoot your unit.
Posted by King Teal
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Member since Sep 2016
988 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:31 am to


You can either be a soldier, or work for one!

FOLLOW ME!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38339 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:34 am to
quote:


Hey never said we were perfect, but bet you most of them would out shoot your unit.

I'm out now but doubt it. Save that every marine is infantry shite for the recruiter. I got nothing against the marines though. It's a fine force. We all have our pog's.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105302 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:34 am to
Coasties have the best duty stations and that's no joke.
Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10991 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:37 am to
Funny you say that Marine vets own more fortune 500 businesses than any other branch.
Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10991 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:40 am to
Never under estimate your non infantry Marine. The average Marine can out shoot almost 70% of soliers.
Posted by King Teal
The Last Banana Republic
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:47 am to
quote:

Funny you say that Marine vets own more fortune 500 businesses than any other branch
is that what they tell you in the marines??

quote:

Average marines can outshoot 70% of soldiers
again, love these random facts and figures you heard from your buddy in the motor pool.

FOLLOW ME!
Posted by Alan Garner
thigh-land
Member since Oct 2009
3433 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:13 am to
where is my goddamn ice cream?!



Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10991 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:22 am to
Keep with the, "FOLLOW ME!," BS. I'll keep drinking to my beloved Corps, and just know when shite hits the fan, your Ranger tag means shite next to a Marine when shits hits the fan to the public.
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 1:24 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:24 am to
quote:

I would like to make fun of the other Branches.


Permission granted.

But a real Marine wouldn't ask for permission. He would just go ahead and do it instead of timidly stating that he'd like to.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14523 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:29 am to
Is it true the Corp leads in request for sex change? Also, having a transgender promotion between Lance and Corporal?
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:02 am to
I think we can all agree that the Navy and Marines end wars, the army extends wars, and the Air Force women are great to frick.
Posted by King Teal
The Last Banana Republic
Member since Sep 2016
988 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:15 am to
quote:

, the army extends


frick yea we do, you ever rode topside on a Bradley while Apaches clear you a lane through a mountain pass?

Or watched a coordinated strike on an ISIS bank from inside the coalition headquarters?

I live for that shite. KEEP IT GOING, BABY!!!
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 4:26 am to
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 4:39 am to
quote:

I've only worked around marines once. They would bark at us in the chow hall. They were a reserve air traffic control unit.


Just a heads up. All Marines are 0311 which is a rifleman first before any other job.
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 6:15 am to
quote:

Coasties have the best duty stations and that's no joke.




Negative, with all the cool bases overseas can't give that to coasties.

Probably Air Force on that.

My wife is coastie and we can co locate at most of the nicer spots.

Tampa/Boston/Hawaii/Alaska no co lo but bases for both
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