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Bastrop woman arrested for shoplifting and obscenity at Wal Mart
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:41 pm
Sorry for partying...
quote:
According to Monroe Police, 31-year-old Constance Danielle Sikes was arrested at the Walmart Supercenter around 1:30 p.m. after attempting to steal $789.93 in clothing and jewelry from the store. Police say Sikes also allowed a man to "put his hand down the front of her pants and apparently masturbate her," according to arrest records. Police say an employee told them that the sex act definitely happened and it happened in "plain view of the public, including children and employees." Police say she also resisted arrest. When she was taken to Ouachita Correctional Center, police say they found 8 Xanax bars and a bag of meth in her purse.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:45 pm to toddzilla
quote:
allowed a man to "put his hand down the front of her pants and apparently masturbate her,"
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:45 pm to toddzilla
and today I learned that Xanax comes in bars, apparently.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:51 pm to toddzilla
fricking white people and their...
*shuffles deck*
Xanax bars
*shuffles deck*
Xanax bars
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:54 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:
bars
Just bigger than a pill and can be easily broken
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:56 pm to duggieblue
South of I-10 they love their “Zan Bars”...
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:01 am to toddzilla
quote:
"put his hand down the front of her pants and apparently masturbate her,"
I don’t know why, but when I got to this point I laughed. I guess because it was just so random of a thing to happen during a shoplifting trip.
Yep we got everything we need, but before we head out the door can you rub my kazoo for a few?
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:03 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:08 am to PrivatePublic
Yeah, I was thinking like KitKat sized Xanax.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:10 am to reverendotis
“Give me a break,
Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Xanax Bar”
Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Xanax Bar”
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:34 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:11 am to toddzilla
Hey, that actually has a good ring to it. Bravo.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:30 am to toddzilla
quote:
allowed a man to "put his hand down the front of her pants and apparently masturbate her,"
I wonder if the guy was with her, or if she just recruited a random Walmart customer.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 2:53 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:41 am to toddzilla
And that used to be such a nice new Walmarks.
Bastrop
Bastrop
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:17 am to Bullfrog
Bastrop + walmarks = no good things
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:39 am to toddzilla
Why is someone arrested in Morehouse Parish being booked in Ouachita Parish?
PagingLSUBalls
PagingLSUBalls
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:56 am to 4LSU2
She was arrested at the Monroe WalMart.
The penalty for public mastrubation by another is too serious a crime in Morehouse Parish to risk it there. J/K
The penalty for public mastrubation by another is too serious a crime in Morehouse Parish to risk it there. J/K
Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:13 am to toddzilla
There are at least 4 parts to this story, including the photo, that equal trash of the trashiest kind.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 4:14 am
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