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Bastrop woman arrested for shoplifting and obscenity at Wal Mart

Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:41 pm
Posted by toddzilla
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1587 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:41 pm
Sorry for partying...
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According to Monroe Police, 31-year-old Constance Danielle Sikes was arrested at the Walmart Supercenter around 1:30 p.m. after attempting to steal $789.93 in clothing and jewelry from the store. Police say Sikes also allowed a man to "put his hand down the front of her pants and apparently masturbate her," according to arrest records. Police say an employee told them that the sex act definitely happened and it happened in "plain view of the public, including children and employees." Police say she also resisted arrest. When she was taken to Ouachita Correctional Center, police say they found 8 Xanax bars and a bag of meth in her purse.

Posted by eyepooted
Member since Jul 2010
5717 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:42 pm to
Hell yes!
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124170 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:42 pm to
fricking white people
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
29974 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

allowed a man to "put his hand down the front of her pants and apparently masturbate her,"
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:45 pm to
and today I learned that Xanax comes in bars, apparently.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20843 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:51 pm to
fricking white people and their...

*shuffles deck*

Xanax bars
Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4335 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

bars


Just bigger than a pill and can be easily broken

Posted by toddzilla
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1587 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:56 pm to
South of I-10 they love their “Zan Bars”...
Posted by CoachMoorGut
Member since Sep 2018
725 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:58 pm to
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:01 am to
quote:

"put his hand down the front of her pants and apparently masturbate her,"

I don’t know why, but when I got to this point I laughed. I guess because it was just so random of a thing to happen during a shoplifting trip.
Yep we got everything we need, but before we head out the door can you rub my kazoo for a few?
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:03 am
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4866 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:08 am to
Yeah, I was thinking like KitKat sized Xanax.
Posted by toddzilla
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1587 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:10 am to
“Give me a break,
Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Xanax Bar”
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:34 am
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4866 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:11 am to
Hey, that actually has a good ring to it. Bravo.
Posted by MissyTiger
Member since Nov 2018
538 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:30 am to
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allowed a man to "put his hand down the front of her pants and apparently masturbate her,"


I wonder if the guy was with her, or if she just recruited a random Walmart customer.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 2:53 am
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56121 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:41 am to
And that used to be such a nice new Walmarks.
Bastrop
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:17 am to
Bastrop + walmarks = no good things
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37315 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:39 am to
Why is someone arrested in Morehouse Parish being booked in Ouachita Parish?

PagingLSUBalls
Posted by KillTheGophers
Member since Jan 2016
6209 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:56 am to
She was arrested at the Monroe WalMart.




The penalty for public mastrubation by another is too serious a crime in Morehouse Parish to risk it there. J/K
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:13 am to
There are at least 4 parts to this story, including the photo, that equal trash of the trashiest kind.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 4:14 am
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