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Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
32505 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:27 pm to
I'd swipe left. I don't want a bitch that dips.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79102 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:30 pm to
She doesn't have any brothers or cousins?
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Jesus, do here titties dispense Pabst Blue Ribbon as well?


Hamm's.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
20503 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:54 pm to
So she can fix my cars and motorcycles and has tits that I can breast feed on?
Posted by BayouRat15
DAUPHIN ISLAND,AL
Member since Jan 2004
10182 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:16 pm to
Whore
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

I dip


That did it right there for me. Wouldn't touch the nasty bitch. No goddamned telling what all has been up inside her. Probably even made a few runs through the hood looking for cock. These type want to ride the cock train as long as they can, and when they hit the wall, they hit it hard. All of the sudden they want to "settle down" with a decent, financially stable man and have a couple of puppies (provided they haven't already had some). What they don't understand is that no gentleman of decent breeding will have anything to do with them on account of their history. To boot, with an attitude like hers, I wouldn't give her the time of day. Can't stand those bitches who only want the relationship on their terms. Doesn't work that way.
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 8:25 pm
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17080 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:33 pm to
Not Legit.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18301 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:34 pm to
Someone has been burned.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6277 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

That did it right there for me. Wouldn't touch the nasty bitch. No goddamned telling what all has been up inside her. Probably even made a few runs through the hood looking for cock. These type want to ride the cock train as long as they can, and when they hit the wall, they hit it hard. All of the sudden they want to "settle down" with a decent, financially stable man and have a couple of puppies (provided they haven't already had some). What they don't understand is that no gentleman of decent breeding will have anything to do with them on account of their history. To boot, with an attitude like hers, I wouldn't give her the time of day. Can't stand those bitches who only want the relationship on their terms. Doesn't work that way.

Wtf is today tell all Tuesday...
Posted by ElwoodBlues
Member since Nov 2016
126 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:39 pm to
And for the record, if it is indeed a female everyone who posted negatively is a sexist unamerican douche. She's a marine. Wtf have you done to hose who haven't served?
Posted by jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
6670 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:41 pm to
Are the tats fake?? One pic looks like a sleeve and tit tat. I dont see it in others
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. Some serious emotional issues going on here


Those are the kind that you keep a gun hidden near your side of the bed in the BR ...... just in case.

I have run into enough crazies that I have learned to lock away valuables along with keeping a gun nearby when a girl was spending the night with me.

Actually had one that I opened the BR door back up after we were done and just winding down. In the middle of the night she moves close to me and the next thing I know my dog is up in the bed with us growling and snarling at her as if to say "you make a move and you will be shitting in stereo." Dog called it better than I did. She left early the next morning while I was still asleep and took about a third of my food pantry with her. Needless to say she was never invited back.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129199 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:55 pm to
Her eyes are too far apart and the tats are terrible

iwhi but wouldnt want my friends to know
Posted by knuckleballer
Myrtle Beach, SC
Member since Jul 2012
916 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:59 pm to
This is one what's known as a "mattress" around the barracks.

A downrange 3 is a 12 on post too. This one has taken some fire to be certain.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Why does EVERY girl think the dick they were not given at birth would be a thirteen-inch monster?


I fondly remember Freud's writings about female penis envy. I guess they decided that if they were going to dream, they might as well dream big.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45331 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

This is one what's known as a "mattress" around the barracks.


It is damned near impossible to wear out something that manufactures its' own lubrication.

If you could make tires out of it you'd never have to buy another set.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60664 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:08 pm to
Tinder sounds like something woulda caused me to just drop outta school and chase pussy full time back on 89

Thank you Jesus for just giving us beepers
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:11 pm to
All of this dip talk reminds me of a joke

A dude got piss drunk one night and woke up with two unusual rings around his penis, one red and one brown. He went to the doctor to have it checked out. Doc says, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the red ring is lipstick. The bad news is, the brown ring is Skoal."


In other news id splatter this chicks guts with the quickness
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 9:12 pm
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:14 pm to
She's still a child. Not ready to be a woman.
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