re: Bad Elf on the Shelf

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Your wife seems like a bitch.

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For not wanting to show my 4 yr old daughter a scene of an elf taking pictures of naked barbies in the sink?

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I made our elf sit on a stool with a mini bottle of lotion and some Kleenex. In front of him was a Polaroid of my wife naked. She thought it was hilarious.

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So you showed a naked picture of your wife to your child?

Or you are using this elf to have some sort of sexual fulfillment with your wife.

Neither of those circumstances interest me that much. The elf is for the shear enjoyment of a 4 year old.