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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:37 pm
Posted by Bbobalou
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:37 pm
I received a text asking if I had started working on an apartment. Unit 6. This from a lady that’s my age and still attractive but married to a friend of mine. I’ve never really joked much with her but it’s a good relationship. While not wanting it to be taken the wrong way but still be witty. What would you reply?

Her text:
Good morning have you started on sex yet?

Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:38 pm to
Ask to PIIHB
Posted by La Place Mike
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Bbobalou


You aren't fooling anyone. You want to frick your friends wife.
Posted by JAMAC2001
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:39 pm to
It was intentional.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Good morning have you started on sex yet?
I already finished. I work very fast.
Posted by Bubb
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:40 pm to
"I beg your pardon"
Posted by lsuson
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:40 pm to
If you like the dude don’t play hard to get
This post was edited on 5/20/22 at 7:41 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:40 pm to
No turn around please
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Good morning have you started on sex yet?

Only took a minute or two
Posted by 007mag
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:40 pm to
She spelled 6, s-e-x. She'll take it the wrong way.
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Her text:
Good morning have you started on sex yet?


I figured I'd wait for you to join me
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Bbobalou
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:41 pm to
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While not wanting it to be taken the wrong way but still be witty.


Dangerous. I’d leave it alone.
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Good morning have you started on sex yet?


Not yet but my hand was asleep when I woke up.
Posted by Bbobalou
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:45 pm to
I sent 3 answers trying to be funny with out insulting.

“I was waiting on you”
“ that’s not something I usually tell people about”
“I’m an evening kinda guy”
Posted by Noryev
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:46 pm to
No, not yet. Plan to bang it out around 2 or so.
Posted by Odinson
Asgard
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:46 pm to
When do you arrive??
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:46 pm to
"is that a flirtation?"
Posted by member12
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Member since May 2008
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Good morning have you started on sex yet?


Reply

“Not yet, but you can come over whenever you’d like”
Posted by Bbobalou
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Member since Oct 2012
5107 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Not yet, but you can come over whenever you’d like”


Some of those are riskier than I’d be willing to send. While I do like them.
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