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Autocorrect is awesome. How should I respond?
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:37 pm
I received a text asking if I had started working on an apartment. Unit 6. This from a lady that’s my age and still attractive but married to a friend of mine. I’ve never really joked much with her but it’s a good relationship. While not wanting it to be taken the wrong way but still be witty. What would you reply?
Her text:
Good morning have you started on sex yet?
Her text:
Good morning have you started on sex yet?
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:39 pm to Bbobalou
quote:
Bbobalou
You aren't fooling anyone. You want to frick your friends wife.
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:39 pm to Bbobalou
quote:I already finished. I work very fast.
Good morning have you started on sex yet?
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:40 pm to Bbobalou
If you like the dude don’t play hard to get
This post was edited on 5/20/22 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:40 pm to Bbobalou
quote:
Good morning have you started on sex yet?
Only took a minute or two
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:40 pm to Bbobalou
She spelled 6, s-e-x. She'll take it the wrong way.
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:41 pm to Bbobalou
quote:
Her text:
Good morning have you started on sex yet?
I figured I'd wait for you to join me
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:41 pm to Bbobalou
quote:
While not wanting it to be taken the wrong way but still be witty.
Dangerous. I’d leave it alone.
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:45 pm to Bbobalou
quote:
Good morning have you started on sex yet?
Not yet but my hand was asleep when I woke up.
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:45 pm to Kafka
I sent 3 answers trying to be funny with out insulting.
“I was waiting on you”
“ that’s not something I usually tell people about”
“I’m an evening kinda guy”
“I was waiting on you”
“ that’s not something I usually tell people about”
“I’m an evening kinda guy”
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:46 pm to Bbobalou
No, not yet. Plan to bang it out around 2 or so.
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:46 pm to Bbobalou
quote:
Good morning have you started on sex yet?
Reply
“Not yet, but you can come over whenever you’d like”
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:48 pm to member12
quote:
Not yet, but you can come over whenever you’d like”
Some of those are riskier than I’d be willing to send. While I do like them.
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