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re: As a car enthusiast, just once I want to describe a getaway vehicle to the police

Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
21232 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:32 pm to
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it could have possibly been a corvette.


“Nobody would mistake a Pontiac Tempest for a Corvette.”

Posted by Amosite301
Member since Jul 2024
9 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:34 pm to
White, I believe Nissan Altima with tinted windows and headlight eyelashes. Look like you’ve been hit in the rear.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16134 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:34 pm to
A guy who drove the exact make/model I owned hit my ex ‘s car while we were driving and he took off. The cop asked for a description of the car and I gave him a description like you said and he got pissed. He just wanted to know that it was a tan Toyota sedan.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2983 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:55 am to
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I’d say you’d forgot the missing hub caps but that doesn’t really narrow it down


Also, running on 3 worn out donut spare tires and one “maypop” regular tire.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2983 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 8:01 am to
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All that detail, and you could not include any license plate info?


Naw man, that temporary, “license applied for” tag taped inside the rear window behind tint so dark you could hardly see anything on the inside. But I could barely make out that “lisince aplyed for” handwritten letters because of the many large bubbles in the backyard tint job. Looked like a ghetto aquarium.
This post was edited on 9/28/25 at 8:09 am
Posted by Loco Uno
Member since Sep 2025
537 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 3:02 pm to
It's more fun when you hear your license tag over the police scanner, and the words, "no sign of the fugitive suspect."

A lot more fun.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14437 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 4:05 pm to
The cops don't need you to describe a purple 2018 Charger with tinted windows.
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