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Arizona Woman > Florida Man
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:48 pm
It's a dry heat..
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A woman in Scottsdale, Arizona, has been arrested after she cut off her partner’s penis in a fit of fury. Shania Jones, 34, told detectives that she was sick of the man – who has been named locally as Bruce Fox – refusing to make eye contact with her during sex. Fox is currently in intensive care at Scottsdale Liberty Hospital, where he is expected to make a recovery.
The attack took place in Fox’s home last Thursday. According to the man, the pair were having sex, when all of a sudden, Jones got up, grabbed a kitchen knife, and sliced the tip of his penis off. Jones fled the scene as the man lay on the bed, bleeding profusely. Emergency services were called to the scene, and luckily for Fox they were able to stem the flow of blood before he lost consciousness.
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Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:49 pm to Jim Rockford
Couldn't make eye contact! LMAO
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:49 pm to Jim Rockford
Bitch have you looked in the mirror the only person who could make eye contact with you is Igor from Young Frankenstein
This post was edited on 2/16/17 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:50 pm to Jim Rockford
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Jim Rockford
Fake news, baw.
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:50 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:50 pm to Jim Rockford
She was prob looking to cut the ropes loose and cut the penis cause them eyes.
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:50 pm to Perrydawg
This is joke.
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:56 pm to Jim Rockford
frick your title baw 
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:56 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:05 pm to Jim Rockford
Jesus, Nurse. Your eyes are pointing in two different directions. He was probably trying to make eye contact and got confused.
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:08 pm to Jim Rockford
germans
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:09 pm to Jim Rockford
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refusing to make eye contact with her during sex
Lolz. It would take a magician to get both eyes at the same time.
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:13 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:16 pm to adam2000
still funny
A Priest, a rabbi, and a baker never went in a bar together either
A Priest, a rabbi, and a baker never went in a bar together either
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:24 pm to Jim Rockford
She can't even make eye contact in the mirror 
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